Can someone translate their quacks for me?
By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu
The ducks are out and about on the UC Davis campus, and you best...
Questioning continues as local law enforcement attempts to uncover the identity of the real Anthony Padilla
By TARA ROMERO — tcrome@ucdavis.edu
Ever since the October 2024...
They are just so ugly and unlucky
By SABRINA FIGUEROA — sfigueroaavila@ucdavis.edu
It was a beautiful morning. The sun was glistening and rays beamed through the...
Will Sisyphus succeed in ending his story?
By ABHINAYA KASAGANI— akasagani@ucdavis.edu
Sisyphus is having trouble conceiving an ending for his latest story, unable to shirk the...
An eavesdropper’s guide to philosophical banter
By NEVAEH KARRAKER— nakarraker@ucdavis.edu
I’m a very nosy person, and the amount of gossip I’ve overheard simply because of unconcerned,...
Do they hate you? Love you? A secret third thing?
By MADISON SEEMAN — meseeeman@ucdavis.edu
Nearly 30 minutes into my three-hour-long computer lab, I felt a...
How will this impact my daily omelet?
By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu
Late one night, I left the library around closing time (since I am a...
It’s rough out here
By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu
The other day, I was taking a stroll through the Memorial Union (MU) Quad when I looked...
They will live happily ever after
By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away called Davis, California, two bright...
A heart that bows to no one but my love
By NEVAEH KARRAKER— nakarraker@ucdavis.edu
To all those weary of modern dating,
We, the hopeless romantics, pronounce that...
What is ‘the huzz?’ I’m too old for this
By MADISON SEEMAN — meseeman@ucdavis.edu
There comes a time in everyone’s life when they must realize their...
With these tips, who needs to touch grass?
By MADISON SEEMAN — meseeman@ucdavis.edu
We live in rough times. Between today’s news, yesterday’s news, tomorrow's news and...
Please consider enlisting as a barista to help
By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu
In the wake of the protein menu release, there has been an unforeseeable...
