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Very clever Facebook dad calls Donald Trump a “cheeto”

October 16, 2020

You’ve really done it this time, Dave. Dave was tired. The presidential debate on Tuesday night was nothing short of pure, unbridled trash. Dave watched it...

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“Fads are just a fad, will go away eventually,” experts warn

October 16, 2020

People love fads, but not enough to keep them around, apparently Our top reporter R.E. Porter is back from his summer cavation. No, not vacation,...

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Humor: Gary May cancels his D&D campaign during COVID-19

June 9, 2020

“All of us are making sacrifices, guys” Chancellor Gary May sits in his office at the top of Mrak Hall. He stands next to his...

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Humor: Chancellors hold secret meeting during COVID-19

June 2, 2020

“How can we keep screwing students if there’s a pandemic?” In this series of investigative pieces, The California Aggie investigates how the COVID-19 crisis has...

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Humor: New perspectives on pain, pandemics & human suffering with Zorbulus the Reptilian

May 29, 2020

Guidance and wisdom for trying times — from an unlikely source Reporter R.E. Porter is typically tasked with analyzing health and science issues, reporting on...

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Humor: MU preacher still preaching at the MU

May 26, 2020

Should I even talk to him? I walked by the Memorial Union last week and it was completely different. COVID-19 cleared out the campus. Except...

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Humor: “My doctor said the hospital lacked the resources to test/treat me for coronavirus, so I cut out his tongue!”

May 22, 2020

Today’s “Rant and Rave” column RANT: To all the doctors. Doctors these days, am I right? What’s the deal with them, anyway? I went to...

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Humor: Week eight of quarantine: Everybody has started a podcast

May 19, 2020

And all of them are bad Eric and Tim erupted into laughter. “I love when you tell that story man,” Eric said. “You know what, we’re smart...

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Humor: To avoid coronavirus election delays, GOP unveils plan to “Vote by Male”

May 15, 2020

Expanding limited voting opportunity to greater numbers of fewer people The coronavirus pandemic threatens to throw America’s elections into chaos. Luckily, Senate Republicans have proposed...

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Humor: Amid pandemic, Brazil loses 7-1 to President Bolsonaro

May 8, 2020

A defeat to exceed the embarrassment of the nation’s 2014 loss to Germany? At the 2014 FIFA World Cup, Brazil suffered what was arguably the...

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Humor: Davis College Republicans upset they can’t host controversial speaker this year

May 5, 2020

College Democrats upset they can’t protest it In this series of investigative pieces, The California Aggie investigates how the COVID-19 crisis has affected individual lives...

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Humor: Letter: Lockdown proves we can live without the arts. Time to defund them for good

May 1, 2020

It’s nothing personal For over 40 years, I’ve lived happily just off Main Street in an affable, amiable, agreeable little town where the Bible Belt...

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Humor: Local man has trouble being outside again

April 27, 2020

News from the future “Apple, ” says Alan Chen, gesturing with his finger. “Apple,” agrees Terry Fulton, who points to the card between them. “Good.” I am...

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Humor: World’s Pessimists feud over whether coronavirus pandemic is good or bad

April 24, 2020

The worst is yet to come! Hi, I’m The Aggie’s new correspondent Corey Spondendt, and I’m temporarily filling in for our top reporter R.E. Porter,...

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Humor: Trump: “How Vietnam and syphilis prepared me for coronavirus”

April 17, 2020

Testimony of a testy man being put to the test on testing Fresh out of the fiery, flaming, burning, blazing pizza oven that is the...

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