Opinion

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Guest

Guest: We can’t live in a lawsuit

In light of housing insecurity, an ASUCD senator criticizes approved housing projects currently held in limbo As the rainy weather saturates our city, I can’t...
Humor

Cartoon: Never Print at Cruess Hall

ROSEY MOREARTY / AGGIE Written by: Rosey Morearty — rosey@morearty.org
Editorial

We would do anything for love

Editorial Board shares stories of romance –– some sweet, some silly Emily Stack, Editor-in-Chief I did my fair share of embarrassing things in my younger and...
Humor

Humor: UC Davis WarnMe system warns us that there is in fact no emergency.

Have no fear! WarnMe is here… So, I’m pretty sure you guys and gals have all received the nerve-racking, spine-chilling, blood-curdling text from the UC...
Editorial

ASUCD endorsements: Consider the following

The Editorial Board endorses three candidates for ASUCD Senate, neither executive ticket ASUCD Winter Elections begin on Tuesday, Feb. 19, with 14 Senate candidates running...
Humor

Humor: Trump appoints head of West Village to Secretary of Housing and Urban Development

The West Wing goes to West Village This past weekend, President Donald Trump was told by his horoscope that he needed to make some changes,...
Humor

Humor: What your Smash main says about you

The list is just as unorganized as the character select menu Super Smash Bros. Ultimate is unquestionably the most inclusive Smash game yet, possibly even...
Column

A worthwhile debate or a reward to virtue signalers and trolls?

Some Catholics, Native Americans and Black Hebrew Israelites walk onto the Mall... After video of what appeared to be a group of MAGA hat-wearing Catholic...
Humor

Cartoon: Trans Rights Are Human Rights

ROSEY MOREARTY / AGGIE By: Rosey Morearty — rosey@morearty.org
Humor

Everybody may have their different political parties, but everybody hates Tomi Lahren

Everybody Hates Tomi Lahren! So if you guys haven’t heard, the bold and suburban political commentator and former Fox News host Tomi Lahren emerged from...
Column

The problem with “woke capitalism”

How the marriage of market capitalism with social progressivism trades the interests of the worker in favor of profit While it may have already fallen...
Editorial

NFL exploits civil rights leaders for PR gain

Super Bowl highlights league’s hypocrisy in addressing racial issues Last Sunday, about 100 million people tuned in to watch Super Bowl LIII and witnessed the...
Humor

Humor: Student takes wrong turn in Death Star and ends up in Narnia

She didn’t C. (S. Lewis) it coming “Where… Where am I?” Wanda Her asked, looking at the forest surrounding her. An equine figure trotted menacingly...
Humor

Cartoon: Rest In Peace

By: Rosey Morearty — rosey@morearty.org
Humor

Humor: Davis Bike Blammer spotted targeting Jump Bikes in latest attacks

He’s back, maybe for good Last year, The California Aggie issued a report on the dirty deeds of the now-infamous Davis Bike Blammer. After a...
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