Opinion

Major confusion

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Horoscope reader 100% accurate 50% of the time

Are you alive, human and reading this right now? Egads, she’s done it again!   By AUDREY ZHANG — aurzhang@ucdavis.edu   Legendary horoscope reader Hocus Bogus has released...

Your intuition is almost always right

The psycho-biological reasons why you should trust your gut   By MAYA KORNYEYEVA — mkornyeyeva@ucdavis.edu   I’m sure you have heard the sayings “Trust your gut” or “You’ll...

So you broke your New Year’s resolution — here’s how to start again

It’s not too late to build the life you vision-boarded By THE EDITORIAL BOARD It’s February, which means the gym is empty again. Fridges, which on...

Why we love villains

Is it better to reign in hell than serve in heaven?    By JOAQUIN WATERS — jwat@ucdavis.edu   When I was a little kid, I went through a...

Biking in the rain

Drawn by: Lanhui Zhen –– lazhen@ucdavis.edu Disclaimer: (This cartoon is humor and/or satire, and its content is purely fictional. The story and names of “sources” are...

Backpacks of UCD

Drawn by: Sandhya Pfile –– sbpfile@ucdavis.edu Disclaimer: (This cartoon is humor and/or satire, and its content is purely fictional. The story and names of “sources”...

Student housing kinda sucks

Your student ID and all your savings, please   By ANDIE TARABZOONI — rmtarabzooni@ucdavis.edu    When I was first deciding on a college at the ripe young age...

Season 17 of ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’ to be filmed in Davis

This season’s queens will be earning their Ph.D.s in Public Servevice at the Motherversity of Yassssifornia, Slayvis   By GEETIKA MAHAJAN — giamahajan@ucdavis.edu   After successful runs in...

Notorious cat burglar finally apprehended

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Academic environments during election cycles

Every four years, the environment at school gets really weird…I wonder why   By JOAQUIN WATERS — jwat@ucdavis.edu  The first time I recall being vaguely interested in...

Are you ready for Super Bowl LVIII?

If you’re not a football expert, here’s a crash course on this year’s big game By THE EDITORIAL BOARD If you haven’t heard enough about the...

Which major is secretly full of vampires

I know what you are — say it!   By AUDREY ZHANG – aurzhang@ucdavis.edu   For those afraid of the creatures that stalk the night, I have composed...

The ASUCD Senate’s biggest mistake

Our student government’s lack of vision cost them a failed impeachment attempt   By MALCOLM LANGE — mslange@ucdavis.edu   This quarter has had an eventful start, with impeachment...

UC Davis ‘Chopped’: It’s just college students cooking in their first apartment

Does a fire alarm mean the food is ready?   By CARMEL RAVIV — craviv@ucdavis.edu   Slightly brown romaine lettuce. Crusty teriyaki sauce. Honey glazed deli ham. Milk....