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Alternatives to an Irish Exit during the pandemic

December 8, 2020

But you really wanted to be there though! In 2019 the Irish Exit was simple: float out of a gathering you no longer want to...

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The only way to stop a pandemic is a pandemic with a gun

December 8, 2020

The case for giving malaria a gun We’re all tired of this pandemic. The doctors have tried to solve this problem with their curve-flattening, freedom-violating...

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Davis students conspire to take most expensive classes

December 7, 2020

“This costs how much?” According to UC Davis’ Schedule Builder website, “course material and service fees have been waived for the Winter 2021 Quarter and...

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What’s the harm in ‘humoring’ Trump? We asked the ghost of Paul von Hindenburg to find out

December 4, 2020

History rhymes In the weeks after the 2020 election, an unnamed senior GOP official made the following statement regarding the Republican Party’s willingness to entertain...

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SCOTUS has some fun for a change

December 1, 2020

Justice Kavanaugh asked to sit out Setting a landmark precedent for federal decorum, the Supreme Court of the U.S. (SCOTUS) voted on two measures last...

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Trump critic gets COVID-19 after celebrating election in large crowd

December 1, 2020

Blames Trump On Oct. 2, 2020, upon hearing the news that President Donald Trump had contracted COVID-19, Ethan Matthews turned to social media to gloat....

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So you think you’re the next Hasan Minhaj?

November 30, 2020

One in six students believe they are the next Hasan Minhaj despite not being funny or politically savvy “You want to do stand-up comedy?” a...

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A love letter from the desk of Ms. C. Rona

November 30, 2020

I missed you so, so much America Hello, my little American mortals. It’s me, Miss C. Rona. The virus formerly known for causing COVID-19. You...

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Trump threatens to take over as Jeopardy host if denied second term as president

November 27, 2020

If fabricated claims of voter fraud don’t work, a bit of the ol’ extortion might As President Donald Trump’s “voter fraud” lawsuits are summarily dismissed...

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Gary May shocked and hurt by UC corruption scandal

November 25, 2020

May said he feels left out Late last month, it was reported that the UC system admitted 64 students due to their connections with staff...

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Killer Mike opens bank, excited to see what redlining is like from the other side

November 25, 2020

If white folks like doing it this much, it’s gotta be fun. “The best way to punish a wicked system within capitalism is to use...

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Armchair Psychologists Association fails to take off on-campus

November 24, 2020

When it comes to the mental health of others, don’t be an armchair psychologist Second-year Bonnie Devlin and third-year Ayden Herman have banded together to...

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Ask Amy: Dear Amy, it’s me, Amy (you), and I’m stuck in a dead-end job. Help!

November 20, 2020

Advice columnist Amy Dickinson faces her toughest challenge yet Dear Amy: As you probably know, I’ve been writing the nationally syndicated advice column “Ask Amy”...

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Stand-up comedian tests material out against the toughest audience: a Zoom breakout room

November 17, 2020

He just wanted to make someone laugh Laughter is truly the best medicine. That is why Arian Reeves became a stand-up comedian. Hearing the laughter...

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Voter fraud, shmoter shmaud! Your ballot is being counted by the Chuck E. Cheese Ticket Muncher

November 16, 2020

Prizes include the presidency and the future of our democracy The following is an anonymous letter believed to be written by notorious supervillain, Mr. Munch....

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