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Wednesday, December 25, 2024

Humor

Humor: How to tell if your parents are addicted to Crepeville

If you give a mom a crepe It’s Sunday morning, and your parents want to have a nice meal with you before they leave Davis....

Cartoon: Pete

Written by: ROSEY MOREARTY — rosey@morearty.org

Humor: National Hockey League using BioBrew cookies as pucks

Half-baked idea, or stroke of genius? Ha Kee Pak, president of the National Hockey League, shocked the hockey fandom this week with his announcement that...

Cartoon: Alarms

Written by: ROSEY MOREARTY — rosey@morearty.org

Humor: UC Davis plant scientists invent deodorant for smelly white trees

Product has been successful beyond be-leaf Ahhhh, Spring Quarter! It’s a wonderful time to get outside and witness nature at its finest. The bees are...

Cartoon: Word Search

Humor: Why you should make Trader Joe’s your next romantic date spot

A love letter to the (organic) apple of my eye This is it. You and the man of your dreams are hanging out together. The...

Humor: [Actor] is a tour de force in [movie]

An understated masterclass in acting and filmmaking, full of Bonjour, it's , and it's great to be back with you, my devoted and ...

Cartoon: Ag Major

Written by: ROSEY MOREARTY — rosey@morearty.org

Humor: Gunrock announces his engagement to Rainbow Dash of “My Little Pony”

Here comes the bridle! Mazel tov! Gunrock, everyone’s favorite cobalt colt, popped the question to his longtime girlfriend, Rainbow Dash, this past weekend. Miss Dash,...

Humor: Local germaphobe/health guru dies grisly, unsanitary death after contracting infection from soap dispenser at vegan cooking retreat

Avert your eyes, and anything else that can contract infection D. Finn Kumquat was quite successful as an avocado — f***ing hell, excuse me, I’m...

Cartoon: English

Written by: Rosey Morearty — rosey@morearty.org

Humor: Marvel creates new UCD-themed comic book, “The Agents of Shields Library”

Ag-vengers, assemble! Superheros are all the rage these days. It’s understandable why they’re so popular. Companies like DC and Marvel make great stories and awesome...

Humor: College-centered trading card game “Universe City” expands to UC Davis

“Your ‘Blue-Eyes White Dragon’ is no match for my ‘Blue-Haired White Neo-Liberal’!” When you hear the name “Universe City,” you might think, “Wow, that just...

Cartoon: Aggie Cash

Written by: Rosey Morearty — rosey@morearty.org