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Saturday, December 6, 2025

Humor

Humor: Students stage an intervention on a crowded sidewalk

Do you know why we’re here? This is an intervention.  At noon last Tuesday, an intervention was held for a student.  The intervention took place in...

Cartoon: Sad Blob

Humor: Unaware student blasts “Moves Like Jagger” for four hours in Shields Library

UC Davis first-year was shooting for As, but found herself shooting for the stars instead First-year biological sciences major Anne Williams found herself in a...

Humor: Confessions of a lost Hydro Flask

My interior is filthy and it’s getting dark Captain’s Log. Day 1: It’s been approximately three days since I’ve left Stacey’s side and seen the...

Humor: Daddy’s out: call your man ‘uncle’ for a helluva good time

A new nickname for your favorite man  Brunch with the girls last Saturday proved to be riveting. As we drank our oat milk lattes, my...

Humor: Student asks professor to round grade from 67% to 90%, it doesn’t work

Close your eyes and imagine this: You receive the startling notification that your final has been graded and posted on Canvas.  As expected, you hardly...

Flock of arboretum couples make runner uncomfortable

UC Davis students feels alone, sad and gross  Last Tuesday, first-year communications major Brian Greene decided to head for a run in the arboretum after...

Is faking your death the only way to get your absences excused?

Another one bites the dust More often than you’d like, you get that one flat-haired professor who really demands your company in class. You know,...

Cartoon: Joshua Diagram

Humor: Meet the smartest guy at UC Davis

Prepare to be shocked  Alan Markham, clad in ill-fitting blue jeans and helmet hair, opens up the door for me to his West Village apartment....

Humor: Tipsy Taxi to be replaced by horse-drawn carriage

Gunrock, but he’s your DD As some may recall, Tipsy Taxi was deemed #canceled during a Senate meeting earlier this year in a bloody nine-to-one...

Cartoon: Did you know… about squirrels?

By Mario Rodriguez — marrod@ucdavis.edu 

Humor: A message from your forgotten bag of chips

This message was recovered from an unnamed students backpack  Hi – you know who I am. I’m writing to you from the recesses of your...