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Friday, December 27, 2024

Humor

Humor: Passengers carry humongous bottles of lotion through TSA

Our president has created pandemonium In the wake of Donald Trump’s historic wall tantrum, the government has been partially shut down, and America has...

Humor: Spider-Man is the most powerful being in existence and there’s no argument against this

Sponsored by “Spider-Man: Into the Spider-verse,” in theaters now Around 3 a.m. this past Wednesday — or maybe it was Tuesday, I can’t remember now...

Cartoon: Language Class

Written by: ROSEY MOREARTY — rosey@morearty.org

Cartoon: Anxiety

By: ROSEY MOREARTY — rosey@morearty.org

Humor: Crafty ideas that’ll trick your loved ones into thinking you are indeed broke

‘Tis the season to be stingy So, you’ve got people thinking you’re a walking, talking, credit-free, interest-free, ATM machine? Well, if that’s you crying in...

Cartoon: Cowspiration

Written By: Diana Olivares — deolivaresvalencia@ucdavis.edu

Cartoon: Cramps

Written By: Rosey Morearty — rosey@morearty.org

Humor: Mr. Trump or: How I learned to stop worrying and sell weapons to the Saudis

EMBRACE THE BOMBS! Ugh. I’m so bored. I just feel like making absurd amounts of cash through selling disgusting degrees of dangerous weapons to the...

Humor: This Article is Not Offensive

I am pleased to announce that my articles are no longer extremely offensive, and I’m no longer a horrible person I am reformed. After recently...

Humor: Unitrans B Line miraculously arrives on time during peak hours

Probably the most shocking thing to come out of this year so far In a freak accident of inexplicable proportions, the Unitrans B Line arrived...

Cartoon: Shorter Days

   

Cartoon: Desperate Measures

Written by: Rosey Morearty  — rosey@morearty.org  

Humor: Student engages in chess match, banjo duel, game of wits with Satan in battle for GPA

The devil went down to Wellman 2 For one student, getting the grades they need for grad school wasn’t a matter of hard work. Instead,...

Cartoon: Learning An Instrument

Written by: GENEVIEVE RYAN — geryan@ucdavis.edu