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Humor: Gunrock announces his engagement to Rainbow Dash of “My Little Pony”

April 17, 2019

Here comes the bridle! Mazel tov! Gunrock, everyone’s favorite cobalt colt, popped the question to his longtime girlfriend, Rainbow Dash, this past weekend. Miss Dash,...

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Humor: Local germaphobe/health guru dies grisly, unsanitary death after contracting infection from soap dispenser at vegan cooking retreat

April 14, 2019

Avert your eyes, and anything else that can contract infection D. Finn Kumquat was quite successful as an avocado — f***ing hell, excuse me, I’m...

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Cartoon: English

April 11, 2019

Written by: Rosey Morearty — rosey@morearty.org

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Humor: Marvel creates new UCD-themed comic book, “The Agents of Shields Library”

March 20, 2019

Ag-vengers, assemble! Superheros are all the rage these days. It’s understandable why they’re so popular. Companies like DC and Marvel make great stories and awesome...

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Humor: College-centered trading card game “Universe City” expands to UC Davis

March 19, 2019

“Your ‘Blue-Eyes White Dragon’ is no match for my ‘Blue-Haired White Neo-Liberal’!” When you hear the name “Universe City,” you might think, “Wow, that just...

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Cartoon: Aggie Cash

March 17, 2019

Written by: Rosey Morearty — rosey@morearty.org

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Humor: Davis student uses Hydro Flask to fight off angry turkeys

March 17, 2019

Turkeys gone wild Now I know you read the headline thinking this is some desperate attempt to promote the wildlife here at Davis or...

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Humor: Little Caesar’s celebrates Ides of March with collectible knives stabbed into every pizza

March 13, 2019

Caesar wasn’t HOT-N-READY for impalement, but this pizza is! What’s better than getting a large pepperoni pizza to celebrate the brutal murder of history’s favorite...

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Humor: A definitive take on the best water fountains at UC Davis

March 12, 2019

Bringing a new meaning to ‘wet’ campus As a Davis student, countless factors of student life breach the veil of background noise into coherent, active...

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Cartoon: Waking Up

March 11, 2019

Written by: Rosey Morearty — rosey@morearty.org

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Humor: New vegan moms are convinced their own organic breast milk is toxic for their newborns

March 8, 2019

Vegans are at it again This new age vegan religion never ceases to amaze me. From trying to disguise cauliflower as chicken wings to creating...

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Humor: CoHo under investigation for trying to pass off boiled water as pho

March 6, 2019

What the pho? Students arriving at the CoHo this morning were confused by the crime scene tape bedecking the pho restaurant Mandalay Express. The...

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Humor: Aggie Dorm Tips: Making Friends

March 5, 2019

A nifty little guide to help you stay socially competent This is Conner here with Aggie Dorm Tips, your one-stop shop for all the tricks...

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Cartoon: Fun Facts

March 4, 2019

ROSEY MOREARTY / AGGIE Written by: Rosey Morearty — rosey@morearty.org

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Humor: CALPIRG member released from contract with the devil after collecting pledges

March 1, 2019

What the devil are those $10 pledges for? The California Public Interest Research Group, or CALPIRG, was founded to raise money for some respectable causes...

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