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Saturday, December 6, 2025

Humor

Humor: For preventing guns from being a burden to their owners or country, and for making our love of them beneficial to the public

A novel approach for reducing gun violence Every mass shooting in America reignites the gun control debate, but even the noble efforts of the Parkland...

Humor: First-year to be knighted into adulthood with Bob Marley poster

Ah, the sweet smell of “adulthood” In the wake of move-in day, several first-years are jazzed to get a new lease on life with a...

Cartoon: No. 1 Freshman Tip

  By: Ariel Hilomen — opinion@theaggie.org Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the views...

Humor: The surprising true story of how I found love with a traffic cone

Why do they let me write this stuff? The traffic cone. We pass them every day without a second thought. Maybe it's time for a...

Humor: People keep telling me I have “it,” and by “it,” they mean HPV.

And by people I mean doctors. It all started when I walked into the room. Everyone in it was blown away — I could see...

Cartoon: Studying for Finals

By: Diana Olivares — deolivares@ucdavis.edu Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the...

Humor: Student spaces out in lecture for all four years, graduates with mostly Bs

Davis student grants insight into new condition affecting many recent grads Here at The California Aggie, we’ve covered some intense graduation stories. We thought we’d...

From the California Chronicles

We both knew that it would be a while before we saw each other again... Time passed and we continued to see each other. I...

Humor: Squirrel burying acorn pauses momentarily to shed one tear for departing grad

Unnamed squirrel feels touched while observing student taking grad photos This squirrel overheard the sound of your giggles as you posed in your white dress...

Cartoon: This is War

By: Ariel Hilomen — abhilomen@ucdavis.edu   Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the...

Humor: One bold cow to run for ASUCD president

The leader we deserve steps up to the plate In the current political climate, many people are standing up for what they believe in and...

Cartoon: Desperate Measures

By: Diana Olivares — deolivares@ucdavis.edu Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the...

Humor: Breaking: Man just wakes up after Picnic Day

One quick afternoon power nap went awry On Thursday morning, third-year philosophy major Andrew Gerber jolted awake in the center of the Quad, wearing a...

Humor: Student with curling iron burn spends all day pretending to be sexually active

Maybe it’s Maybelline After spending an entire Sunday scrolling through Tinder, Casey Mallock was feeling rather unlikeable. It seemed as though the same, uninteresting 15...

From the California Chronicles

Both excellent breath fresheners before a potential kiss... I felt slightly transplanted out of Sacramento. The restaurant looked like it belonged in Fisherman’s Wharf because...