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Monday, September 27, 2021

Humor

HUMOR: Facebook event cover photo more fun than party will ever be

The story of a man who lures guests to his parties with deceptively fun photos According to a report obtained by The California Aggie, local...

HUMOR: Alcohol should be the Sriracha in your life, not the actual meal

Alcohol, like Sriracha, is the nectar of life — but only in moderation I eat the same lunch every day. It’s disgusting and boring. I...

HUMOR: Stop glorifying staying in

Our ancestors who stayed in died in blazes of mediocrity I took a break from my diet the other week. I’m usually pretty strict on eating...

Humor: Student shouts out answer a split second before everyone else to show his brilliance

How a brave student inspired a generation by speaking up when everybody else was also willing to speak up UC Davis is such a large...

Humor: Embrace the L

What losing can do for you The best thing to ever happen to me was the first time I asked a girl to dance. I...

Humor: UC Davis to triple size of student body, decrease size of campus

A detailed look at coming changes to our campus that will definitely not have any consequences. It’s been evident lately that there are more bodies...

HUMOR: ASUCD President’s approval ratings down after Aggie Card redesign

A new study released by the Davis Polling Society (DPS) on Wednesday revealed that the ASUCD President’s numbers appear to be “less favorable” given...

Humor: School to stop working on Freeborn hall because it “feels like it”

After nearly three years of construction on Freeborn Hall, UC Davis has decided to halt construction once and for all. Given the university’s lack...

HUMOR: How To Become Funny

A Journey of Redemption After a quarter full of hard-hitting, weighty op-eds touching on serious topics such as houseboats and the benefits of drinking cheap...

Humor: Only clowns in West Village are clowns paying to live in West Village

WEST VILLAGE — A police search for a potentially armed clown turned up empty late Sunday as investigators determined the only clowns to be...

HUMOR: Arboretum to be demolished for new computer lab

As UC Davis runs short on space for computers and classrooms, the administration is looking for more places to provide help for its students....

HUMOR: Number of mini Bibles in Davis surpasses number of people, bikes

Growing number of small Scriptures causes problems on the UC Davis campus It’s long been a rumor that the number of bikes in Davis is...

HUMOR: Cute squirrel on campus helps students forget for a moment that we are all dying

How a squirrel-related incident helped a pair of students realize how fragile life is Squirrels are a well-known part of the UC Davis community....

HUMOR: Woah — is that an observatory up there?

Check it out UC Davis has its problems, but I guess space exploration isn’t one of them. I mean, check it out — is that...