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Friday, April 26, 2024

Humor

Humor: Gary May brings lunchbox, matching thermos instead of briefcase on first day on job

New chancellor goofs up again when he brings fruit snacks instead of paperwork The lovable young chap Gary May made an “uh-oh” on his first...

Humor: Wind God deliberately blows harder while student tries to bike home

Saving the environment, but at what cost? Who doesn’t love the environment? There are white fluffy bunnies, big fuzzy bears, really mean cats: the environment...

Humor: Former chancellor Katehi to teach ethics course

Course material to include Katehi’s upcoming memoir With former chancellor Linda Katehi’s return to campus next fall as a professor, students are eagerly anticipating the...

Humor: One Direction set to get back together to speak at Spring Commencement

Pop group reunites to speak at Letters and Sciences ceremony Famous English-Irish band One Direction will reunite in June to speak at the UC Davis...

Humor: Student pulls massive prank by getting no room in iced coffee but putting cream anyway

Prank sets scary precedent for future acts of wild spontaneity The Davis community has a scandal on its hands. The Coffee House (CoHo) was recently robbed...

Humor: How to make the Houseboat feel like a Homeboat

#CoolTips for a comfortable weekend on TheLake™ For someone who has never gone on Houseboats™ before, things can get pretty scary. Even though people say...

Humor: Bethany’s corpse found at farmers market after failing to get Insta pic

A plethora of attempts to pose a candid photo left one student dead Every little girl’s nightmare became third-year Bethany Roberts’ harsh reality on Wednesday...

Humor: GOP health care bill lists “being alive” as preexisting condition

However, this will not apply to Congress The House of Representatives recently passed a “much-needed” health care bill that would thoroughly scrap Obamacare. This bill...

Humor: MU tables perfect height for all the children that study there

New Memorial Union lives up to the lowest of possible expectations The new Memorial Union (MU) has surprisingly received a lot of complaints from students....

Humor: Investigation — Does the CoHo use powdered guac?

The horrifying truth behind what goes into that extra scoop of guacamole It’s difficult to decipher, especially in this age of fake news, what’s true...

Humor: Pokémon sues UC Davis after MU II sounds too much like popular character

Similarities with Mewtwo, MU II lead to legal battle between unlikely foes After the completion of the Memorial Union’s renovations earlier this month, UC Davis...

Humor: Twitter is, above all, my own personal garbage can

My opinions have to go somewhere A good friend once told me that “the only people that I know who have a Twitter are Donald...

Humor: Hidden UC money found under large mattress

Shameful moment for the UC system was merely a moment of sheer laziness Headlines buzzed in early May when it was discovered that the UC...

Humor: School asks students to limit health problems to within normal business hours

Administration continues to offer problem-free experience to students Universities always have the students in mind. No exceptions. Overcrowding? You won’t have to worry about that...

Humor: 7 ways to say “Help, I can only speak in listicles”

Please help me This is kind of like if Tron and Buzzfeed had a really ugly baby. Like Donald Trump Jr. ugly. Anyone...