Opinion

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Humor

Humor: Unitrans L line out of service due to student’s fears of “Taking L’s”

Why take the L when you can take the W?  The L line has finally dropped out of service after weeks of sudden fear-induced desolation.  As...
Humor

Humor: Freshman artfully dodges past romance in the Dining Commons

“We snapchatted for a few weeks after, then he ghosted me.” In the Tercero Dining Commons this morning, first-year biological sciences major Katie Smith found...
Column

Andrew Luck’s retirement reminds us of the darker side of the NFL

In a league that does too little to protect players, Andrew Luck found his happiness taken away by constant rehabilitation, injuries Andrew Luck’s sudden retirement...
Column

California mustn’t blink in fight against plastic pollution

Failing to vote on landmark plastic legislation, California must bring bills back next year, start a national conversation about plastic pollution  California’s 2019 Legislative Session...
Editorial

Unprecedented impeachment inquiry deserves our full attention

Call your representative, choose your news source wisely Last week, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi announced that the U.S. House of Representatives would initiate a formal...
Editorial

New band, same members: Harmful Band-Uh! culture cannot be taken lightly or repeated

What oversight does the university actually have on reformed UC Davis Marching Band? The Cal Aggie Marching Band, known to most students as Band-Uh!, was...
Editorial

Letter from the Editor

From the 2019–2020 Editor-in-Chief Welcome back returning students, and for incoming students, welcome to UC Davis — you’re an Aggie now! My name is Kaelyn...
Guest

Guest: University students deserve access to medication abortion on campus

To our future patients  As future medical providers, we are faced with the impending challenge of meeting patients’ needs in an era of historic hostility...
Humor

Humor: The ants in my apartment are my only friends

An ode to the loneliness (and inevitable infestations) of Summer Session Hello there, gents. I am a student taking Summer Session II, and I would...
Guest

“First Lady of Wine” Heidi Peterson Barrett talks success as pioneer winemaker

Former UC Davis student has now influenced wine industry Heidi Peterson Barrett, queen of the American winemaking industry, an icon and oenological legend, was born...
Guest

“Yesterday” offers musical fun with philosophical plot twists

Film questions trends and authenticity in music world If you're a fan of movies written by Richard Curtis (“Love Actually,” “Notting Hill” or “About...
Guest

Humor: Murder on the Orientation Express

“May Otto the Arboretum Otter rest his soul” You know, there is something about a tangle of strangers pressed together for days with nothing in...
Humor

Cartoon: Welcome

Written by: ROSEY MOREARTY — rosey@morearty.org 
Humor

Humor: Tercero cow wears disguise to avoid families during orientation season

Heifer caught going in-cow-neato What was supposed to be a fun introduction to life at UC Davis for incoming freshman James Daly ended in butt-hurt....
Humor

Humor: Davis turkeys mysteriously vanish after Chipotle introduces new protein option

Top-ranked animal scientists suspect fowl play For years, many an Aggie had to bear witness to the brutality of the Davis turkeys. These birds haunted...
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