Opinion

Humor: Is eating Tide Pods the new feminism?

Spoiler: Yes With the new craze of eating Tide Pods storming social media, a lot of people have been wondering what it all means. Is...

Humor: “Since when were there so many women?” says man suddenly overwhelmed by women speaking

I had no idea there were so many women Dear Editor-In-Chief of The California Aggie, I have one simple question for the folks who run your...

Questioning the banality of Trump’s Russia investigation

Interesting stories are out there — but this process isn’t one of them If there’s one question that perfectly condensed the presidency of Donald Trump...

Humor: The hardest establishments to give up after you’ve decided you’re anti-establishment

You’re going to want to cut up your Starbucks gold member card after this one I’m guessing by now you’ve probably learned about the dangers...

Grade-curving: The slippery slope of academic assessment

It’s self-defeating and disadvantageous — but we still count on it every time It’s midterms week and grade curving is at the forefront of many...

Time’s up, Woody Allen

In the era of #MeToo, the defense of the “artistic genius” no longer suffices It's been over 20 years since Woody Allen was accused by...

Let’s stop shying away from talking about periods

Menstruation continues to be a taboo topic — yet it’s central to women’s lives We’ve all heard of “the little red friend,” “shark week,” “lady...

Humor: Man vastly prefers being called “one beefy boy” over “husky”

One bold student is sick of the fashion industry’s labels, is taking a stand When I was a little girl, I was super round. I...

A welcome increase in ASUCD candidates

The Editorial Board hopes for comparable increase in voter turnout This past week, 32 people qualified as candidates for the upcoming 2018 ASUCD Winter Elections...

MLB benches Chief Wahoo

Other teams should follow suit in eliminating offensive mascots Major League Baseball announced on Jan. 29 that, starting in 2019, Chief Wahoo, a buck-toothed caricature...

Humor: Jesus Christ cancels resurrection due to protesters

Father and Son talk it out A strange object descending from the sky was initially thought to be Jesus Christ, but after further investigation was...

Mexican-American stereotypes in film

How Hollywood has repeatedly circulated the same stereotypes and clichés Movies are brilliant inventions, but because they tend to be depictions of reality, we as...

Guest: Dear Chancellor May — It’s time for ICA to stop playing games with student fees

Student fees continue to pay for sports that UC Davis doesn’t offer anymore Dear Chancellor Gary May, The news that UC Davis will once again offer...

Humor: Jared Kushner saves legendary weed joke in Twitter drafts, waits for 4/20

Hell ya bro “Bro, check out these socks,” Jared Kushner said to a New York Times reporter as he pointed to his socks. “They’re HUF...

Humor: Study: Humans are not apex predators, but actually parasites

Planned Parenthood kicking it up a notch The Center for Disease Control published a study last week revealing that humans are actually parasites rather than...