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Friday, December 27, 2024

Humor

Cartoon: Never Print at Cruess Hall

ROSEY MOREARTY / AGGIE Written by: Rosey Morearty — rosey@morearty.org

Humor: UC Davis WarnMe system warns us that there is in fact no emergency.

Have no fear! WarnMe is here… So, I’m pretty sure you guys and gals have all received the nerve-racking, spine-chilling, blood-curdling text from the UC...

Humor: Trump appoints head of West Village to Secretary of Housing and Urban Development

The West Wing goes to West Village This past weekend, President Donald Trump was told by his horoscope that he needed to make some changes,...

Humor: What your Smash main says about you

The list is just as unorganized as the character select menu Super Smash Bros. Ultimate is unquestionably the most inclusive Smash game yet, possibly even...

Cartoon: Trans Rights Are Human Rights

ROSEY MOREARTY / AGGIE By: Rosey Morearty — rosey@morearty.org

Everybody may have their different political parties, but everybody hates Tomi Lahren

Everybody Hates Tomi Lahren! So if you guys haven’t heard, the bold and suburban political commentator and former Fox News host Tomi Lahren emerged from...

Humor: Student takes wrong turn in Death Star and ends up in Narnia

She didn’t C. (S. Lewis) it coming “Where… Where am I?” Wanda Her asked, looking at the forest surrounding her. An equine figure trotted menacingly...

Cartoon: Rest In Peace

By: Rosey Morearty — rosey@morearty.org

Humor: Davis Bike Blammer spotted targeting Jump Bikes in latest attacks

He’s back, maybe for good Last year, The California Aggie issued a report on the dirty deeds of the now-infamous Davis Bike Blammer. After a...

Cartoon: Wrong Language

ROSEY MOREARTY / AGGIE ROSEY MOREARTY — rosey@morearty.org

Humor: Jeff Bezos looks to virtual assistant, Alexa, to fix his marriage

Can Alexa save this marriage? Every day, more information about Jeff Bezos’ infamous affair with Lauren Sanchez hits the news cycle. However, what still remains...

Humor: Unitrans switches to really long tandem bikes instead of buses

If Noah had used this bike during the flood, he could have fit three of every animal After relentless harping by CALPIRG, Unitrans switched...

Humor: Professor’s classic rant about packing up early works for the first time ever

Students actually take notes until professor excuses them A professor became enraged one day when his students began packing up when there were approximately...

Humor: Unitrans J Line skips Alvarado stop to avoid opening top floor of double decker

“This bus is no longer in service. Have a good one!” In a monumental decision by first-year bus driver Buster Buseman, the Unitrans J Line...

Humor: UC Davis Love Lab unveils Shah’s-flavored condoms

Delicious chicken-over-rice flavored contraceptives promote safe sex among students With STI transmission rates climbing among college students, UC Davis’ Love Lab has taken on the...