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The definitive beer pong rules of Kappa Phi Sigma Beta Gamma Phi

December 5, 2022

No cups, the pledges just hold the beer in their cupped hands By ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu Kappa Phi Sigma Beta Gamma Phi is UC Davis’s...

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Twitter now run by single employee in Wisconsin basement

November 26, 2022

Meet Jeff, Twitter’s newest (and only) employee By ANGIE VELARDE — avelarde@ucdavis.edu After a series of unprecedented layoffs, resignations and terminations, Elon Musk’s latest purchase is...

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First instance of ‘backward walking gene’ found in child of two former UC Davis tour guides

November 23, 2022

But she can’t walk forwards, which is a bit sad, actually By ELLIE SCHULTZ — eeschultz@ucdavis.edu Last week, UC Davis alumni Johannes and Clarissa Tompkins brought...

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Gunrock speaks out on mascot vote

November 18, 2022

“I just didn’t see it coming” By ANGIE VELARDE — avelarde@ucdavis.edu Rejecting the student vote to replace the official mascot of UC Davis has left a...

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UC Davis launches podcast

November 2, 2022

Transcribed from an audio file uploaded to the OChem subreddit By ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu Host: Hi, welcome back to the podcast. I’m your host, in...

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Ask Annie: Thanksgiving edition

November 2, 2022

An inspiring advice column for students at UC Davis! By ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu Disclaimer: This article has been edited for content and clarity by our...

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Cartoon: On the phone with Calfresh

October 27, 2022

Drawn by: Priscila Jiménez Corrales –– pjimenez@ucdavis.edu

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A Visitor’s Guide to UC Davis’s Nine Circles of Hell

October 14, 2022

Oh my God, not this again BY ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu BTS sucks. (BTS stands for Back To School, but by the time the author finished...

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By PRISCILA JIMÉNEZ CORRALES — pjimenez@ucdavis.edu Drawn by: Priscila Jiménez Corrales –– pjimenez@ucdavis.edu Disclaimer: (This cartoon is humor and/or satire, and its content is purely fictional. The...

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Mission impossible: In search for a triceratops

June 25, 2022

By PRISCILA JIMÉNEZ CORRALES –– pjimenez@ucdavis.edu Drawn by: Priscila Jiménez Corrales –– pjimenez@ucdavis.edu Disclaimer: (This cartoon is humor and/or satire, and its content is purely fictional....

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Student switches from major they hate to major they will end up hating equally

June 2, 2022

Guys, guys, guys — this is my life’s passion. For real this time BY ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu Two people crossed paths in front of the...

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Things to do on Unitrans that aren’t technically illegal

May 11, 2022

Those drivers have it too easy BY ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu Lick the side of the bus. Enter the bus by walking backward. Read a...

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A UC Davis squirrel threatened me

April 27, 2022

Hi, stop feeding them Oreos and half-smoked joints BY ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu Picture this. You’re alone at a table in the Memorial Union. It’s one...

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Picnic Day 2022 goes off without a hitch, leaving everyone disappointed

April 22, 2022

“Honestly, I expected some kind of terrible incident of global proportions. Instead I just spent a wonderful day with my parents'' By IAN COSNER —...

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Humor: Courtroom Transcript: Prof v. The Guy in Your English Class Who Didn’t Do the Reading

March 10, 2022

Don’t let that horde of political science kids through the door. Please. BY ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu JUDGE MAY: We are here today to hear the...

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