Opinion

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Humor

Humor: Unaware student blasts “Moves Like Jagger” for four hours in Shields Library

UC Davis first-year was shooting for As, but found herself shooting for the stars instead First-year biological sciences major Anne Williams found herself in a...
Column

Weed is the answer to the NFL’s most glaring problem

The league owes it to its players to pursue any possibility of reducing impacts of a game this violent   Player health and concussions are the...
Editorial

Senate endorsements: Consider the following

The Editorial Board endorses three candidates for ASUCD Senate In anticipation of ASUCD’s Fall Election, which began on Nov. 12, the Editorial Board sat down...
Humor

Humor: Confessions of a lost Hydro Flask

My interior is filthy and it’s getting dark Captain’s Log. Day 1: It’s been approximately three days since I’ve left Stacey’s side and seen the...
Column

Trump’s perverse reverse of chlorpyrifos ban proves his corruption (again)

Why “drain the swamp” when profits from toxic pesticides are on the line? In the fifth season of Mad Men, Don Draper zealously pitches to...
Guest

ASUCD representatives demand that UCD pay student workers immediately

Lack of action from the UC underscores negligence, irresponsibility To the University of California Office of the President,  We, as a representative body for undergraduate...
Humor

Cartoon: Everlasting Love?

Column

Automated storytelling will never match the human authenticity of our favorite novels

A robot probably won’t create the next Great American Novel, but attempts to move AI in that direction are nevertheless alarming   I came across a...
Editorial

UCPath was destined to fail at UC Davis. The administration rolled it out anyway.

Previous issues at other UCs should have been a warning — apologies won’t cut it now The California Aggie’s Editorial Board was clear when it...
Guest

Letter to the Editor

Administrators respond to the Aggie’s editorial on UCPath To the Editor:  Re “Transition to UCPath has proved disastrous for student workers” by the Editorial Board (editorial,...
Editorial

The UC should remove SAT/ACT requirement for college admissions

Students are more than just a number: SAT/ACT does not reflect students’ worth, potential for success The UC announced in September of 2018 that it...
Humor

Humor: Daddy’s out: call your man ‘uncle’ for a helluva good time

A new nickname for your favorite man  Brunch with the girls last Saturday proved to be riveting. As we drank our oat milk lattes, my...
Column

Winning by losing: tanking has entered the NFL

In order to win in today’s NFL you must lose first. The Miami Dolphins have not won a playoff game in almost 19 years. They’ve...
Humor

Humor: Student asks professor to round grade from 67% to 90%, it doesn’t work

Close your eyes and imagine this: You receive the startling notification that your final has been graded and posted on Canvas.  As expected, you hardly...
Column

How green are California and Canada, really?

Self-proclaimed environmental champions have a ways to go Within the span of a few days last summer, I made the trip from Davis to the...
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