Opinion

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Column

Land of the free and incarcerated

December 19, 2018

America must decide if it wants to rehabilitate prisoners or continue punishing them America prides itself on being number one in many categories, but there’s...

Column

The hypocritical gaps in Republican party’s pro-life stance

December 17, 2018

Being “pro-life” often stops at policies concerning abortion The majority of people are indeed “pro-life” — it’s just that liberals are generally not willing to...

Humor

Humor: Crafty ideas that’ll trick your loved ones into thinking you are indeed broke

December 11, 2018

‘Tis the season to be stingy So, you’ve got people thinking you’re a walking, talking, credit-free, interest-free, ATM machine? Well, if that’s you crying in...

Column

Selectively defending the First Amendment

December 11, 2018

Democrats and Republicans cite the right to free speech only when it’s convenient for them This summer Nike launched an ad campaign featuring former NFL...

Humor

Cartoon: Cowspiration

December 10, 2018

Written By: Diana Olivares — deolivaresvalencia@ucdavis.edu

Humor

Cartoon: Cramps

December 10, 2018

Written By: Rosey Morearty — rosey@morearty.org

Humor

Humor: Mr. Trump or: How I learned to stop worrying and sell weapons to the Saudis

December 10, 2018

EMBRACE THE BOMBS! Ugh. I’m so bored. I just feel like making absurd amounts of cash through selling disgusting degrees of dangerous weapons to the...

Humor

Humor: This Article is Not Offensive

December 7, 2018

I am pleased to announce that my articles are no longer extremely offensive, and I’m no longer a horrible person I am reformed. After recently...

Editorial

You’re more important than your grades

December 7, 2018

Take care of your physical, mental health during finals The realization that finals week is approaching is typically followed by unanimous groans in the classroom,...

Humor

Cartoon: Finishing The Quarter

December 7, 2018

Column

How social media is eclipsing books

December 5, 2018

Teenagers, adults spent more time on social media than reading books, magazines, newspapers The year is 2018, and no matter where we are, it’s quite...

Humor