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Saturday, December 6, 2025

Humor

Humor: Blackface Chronicles: From Sambo house slippers to tar baby Democrats

BLACKFACE IS NOT OKAY!! Unless you’re willing to pay 😉 Gucci, Katy Perry and Ralph Northam are the latest idiots who have decided to participate...

Cartoon: TA’s Office Hours

ROSEY MOREARTY / AGGIE Written by: Rosey Morearty — rosey@morearty.org

Humor: New, last minute changes to Unitrans referendum include funds for student eject buttons and sundae bars

Can I have everyone please remove their backpacks and make room for the hot fudge? This week, UC Davis students voted on the Unitrans Referendum,...

Humor: Liam Neeson proves he’s not racist by vividly recalling a racist moment in his life

“If you're black, I will find you and I will kill you” As if Black History Month couldn’t get any better, it looks like the...

Humor: Woman with crush on Ted Bundy has deathly fear of ladybugs

President of the Bundy fan club shares her undying love It seems as though everyone these days is buzzing about Bundy. In an effort to...

Humor: Congress approves federally-funded “Border Wall Tycoon” video game to appease Trump

Build the wall! Virtually! With the recent government shutdown still on everyone’s minds and Donald Trump recently declaring a national emergency over border security, Congress...

Cartoon: Never Print at Cruess Hall

ROSEY MOREARTY / AGGIE Written by: Rosey Morearty — rosey@morearty.org

Humor: UC Davis WarnMe system warns us that there is in fact no emergency.

Have no fear! WarnMe is here… So, I’m pretty sure you guys and gals have all received the nerve-racking, spine-chilling, blood-curdling text from the UC...

Humor: Trump appoints head of West Village to Secretary of Housing and Urban Development

The West Wing goes to West Village This past weekend, President Donald Trump was told by his horoscope that he needed to make some changes,...

Humor: What your Smash main says about you

The list is just as unorganized as the character select menu Super Smash Bros. Ultimate is unquestionably the most inclusive Smash game yet, possibly even...

Cartoon: Trans Rights Are Human Rights

ROSEY MOREARTY / AGGIE By: Rosey Morearty — rosey@morearty.org

Everybody may have their different political parties, but everybody hates Tomi Lahren

Everybody Hates Tomi Lahren! So if you guys haven’t heard, the bold and suburban political commentator and former Fox News host Tomi Lahren emerged from...

Humor: Student takes wrong turn in Death Star and ends up in Narnia

She didn’t C. (S. Lewis) it coming “Where… Where am I?” Wanda Her asked, looking at the forest surrounding her. An equine figure trotted menacingly...

Cartoon: Rest In Peace

By: Rosey Morearty — rosey@morearty.org

Humor: Davis Bike Blammer spotted targeting Jump Bikes in latest attacks

He’s back, maybe for good Last year, The California Aggie issued a report on the dirty deeds of the now-infamous Davis Bike Blammer. After a...