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Saturday, December 6, 2025

Humor

Cartoon: Wrong Language

ROSEY MOREARTY / AGGIE ROSEY MOREARTY — rosey@morearty.org

Humor: Jeff Bezos looks to virtual assistant, Alexa, to fix his marriage

Can Alexa save this marriage? Every day, more information about Jeff Bezos’ infamous affair with Lauren Sanchez hits the news cycle. However, what still remains...

Humor: Unitrans switches to really long tandem bikes instead of buses

If Noah had used this bike during the flood, he could have fit three of every animal After relentless harping by CALPIRG, Unitrans switched...

Humor: Professor’s classic rant about packing up early works for the first time ever

Students actually take notes until professor excuses them A professor became enraged one day when his students began packing up when there were approximately...

Humor: Unitrans J Line skips Alvarado stop to avoid opening top floor of double decker

“This bus is no longer in service. Have a good one!” In a monumental decision by first-year bus driver Buster Buseman, the Unitrans J Line...

Humor: UC Davis Love Lab unveils Shah’s-flavored condoms

Delicious chicken-over-rice flavored contraceptives promote safe sex among students With STI transmission rates climbing among college students, UC Davis’ Love Lab has taken on the...

Humor: Passengers carry humongous bottles of lotion through TSA

Our president has created pandemonium In the wake of Donald Trump’s historic wall tantrum, the government has been partially shut down, and America has...

Humor: Spider-Man is the most powerful being in existence and there’s no argument against this

Sponsored by “Spider-Man: Into the Spider-verse,” in theaters now Around 3 a.m. this past Wednesday — or maybe it was Tuesday, I can’t remember now...

Cartoon: Language Class

Written by: ROSEY MOREARTY — rosey@morearty.org

Cartoon: Anxiety

By: ROSEY MOREARTY — rosey@morearty.org

Humor: Crafty ideas that’ll trick your loved ones into thinking you are indeed broke

‘Tis the season to be stingy So, you’ve got people thinking you’re a walking, talking, credit-free, interest-free, ATM machine? Well, if that’s you crying in...

Cartoon: Cowspiration

Written By: Diana Olivares — deolivaresvalencia@ucdavis.edu

Cartoon: Cramps

Written By: Rosey Morearty — rosey@morearty.org

Humor: Mr. Trump or: How I learned to stop worrying and sell weapons to the Saudis

EMBRACE THE BOMBS! Ugh. I’m so bored. I just feel like making absurd amounts of cash through selling disgusting degrees of dangerous weapons to the...

Humor: This Article is Not Offensive

I am pleased to announce that my articles are no longer extremely offensive, and I’m no longer a horrible person I am reformed. After recently...