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Friday, December 5, 2025

Humor

From the California Chronicles

A forkful of omelette was in my mouth when my friend came storming in... I didn’t know what was meant by that text. Was I...

Humor: My professor mispronounced my name, so I stole his wife

Know basic Italian or reap the consequences, buddy This quarter started how every quarter starts. Professors struggled to take attendance as they read off of...

Humor: How I’ve trained my whole life for the Quad Stack Challenge

A personal essay When I was a little girl in Russia, my mother used to say, “The shrimp cobbler must have tiny hands,” and I...

Humor: Davis Bike Museum might as well be filled with beans

Why aren’t we cherishing this monument? This is a joke article, alright? Okay, great. Now that we have that out of the way, when was...

Cartoon: Picnic Day: Impending Doom

By: Diana Olivares — deolivaresvalencia@ucdavis.edu  Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the...

From the California Chronicles

Frankly, it was difficult to yack... I tried pushing my back against the door. At first, lightly, and then very aggressively as if the door...

Cartoon: First Prize

By Diana Olivares — deolivares@ucdavis.edu Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the...

Humor: Student realizes that the cat she’s been caring for is just a regular cat, not her professor’s Animagus

Mittens has a long history of grifting students for treats Kimberly Upton, a second-year comparative literature major, was found by authorities last Tuesday in a...

Humor: Student to participate in school walkout whenever he gets bored

One bold student stands up to lie in bed Brace yourself, advocates — the social justice movement has found itself a new hero in  Bryce...

Cartoon: Protests

Written by: Ariel Hilomen — abhilomen@ucdavis.edu Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate...

Humor: Teachers should quit their bellyaching

I mean, is it really that bad? It’s like the Buffalo Springfield song, “A thousand people in the street, singing songs and carrying signs.” Only,...

Cartoon: Guide to Davis critters

Written by: Diana Olivares — opinion@theaggie.org Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate...

From the California Chronicles: Then I noticed there were two of him…

As I leaned in, Paul was trying to hand me a stick of peppermint gum. I cuffed my hand around my mouth and exhaled...

Humor: Yeah, I’m STEM — Spending Time Eating, Mmmm

I’ll take food over a degree any day College is a time for exploration, a time for finding your passion and a time for growth....

Cartoon: Colors

  By: Ariel Hilomen — opinion@theaggie.org   Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the...