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Thursday, December 26, 2024

Humor

Humor: Davis student uses Hydro Flask to fight off angry turkeys

Turkeys gone wild Now I know you read the headline thinking this is some desperate attempt to promote the wildlife here at Davis or...

Humor: Little Caesar’s celebrates Ides of March with collectible knives stabbed into every pizza

Caesar wasn’t HOT-N-READY for impalement, but this pizza is! What’s better than getting a large pepperoni pizza to celebrate the brutal murder of history’s favorite...

Humor: A definitive take on the best water fountains at UC Davis

Bringing a new meaning to ‘wet’ campus As a Davis student, countless factors of student life breach the veil of background noise into coherent, active...

Cartoon: Waking Up

Written by: Rosey Morearty — rosey@morearty.org

Humor: New vegan moms are convinced their own organic breast milk is toxic for their newborns

Vegans are at it again This new age vegan religion never ceases to amaze me. From trying to disguise cauliflower as chicken wings to creating...

Humor: CoHo under investigation for trying to pass off boiled water as pho

What the pho? Students arriving at the CoHo this morning were confused by the crime scene tape bedecking the pho restaurant Mandalay Express. The...

Humor: Aggie Dorm Tips: Making Friends

A nifty little guide to help you stay socially competent This is Conner here with Aggie Dorm Tips, your one-stop shop for all the tricks...

Cartoon: Fun Facts

ROSEY MOREARTY / AGGIE Written by: Rosey Morearty — rosey@morearty.org

Humor: CALPIRG member released from contract with the devil after collecting pledges

What the devil are those $10 pledges for? The California Public Interest Research Group, or CALPIRG, was founded to raise money for some respectable causes...

Humor: Blackface Chronicles: From Sambo house slippers to tar baby Democrats

BLACKFACE IS NOT OKAY!! Unless you’re willing to pay 😉 Gucci, Katy Perry and Ralph Northam are the latest idiots who have decided to participate...

Cartoon: TA’s Office Hours

ROSEY MOREARTY / AGGIE Written by: Rosey Morearty — rosey@morearty.org

Humor: New, last minute changes to Unitrans referendum include funds for student eject buttons and sundae bars

Can I have everyone please remove their backpacks and make room for the hot fudge? This week, UC Davis students voted on the Unitrans Referendum,...

Humor: Liam Neeson proves he’s not racist by vividly recalling a racist moment in his life

“If you're black, I will find you and I will kill you” As if Black History Month couldn’t get any better, it looks like the...

Humor: Woman with crush on Ted Bundy has deathly fear of ladybugs

President of the Bundy fan club shares her undying love It seems as though everyone these days is buzzing about Bundy. In an effort to...

Humor: Congress approves federally-funded “Border Wall Tycoon” video game to appease Trump

Build the wall! Virtually! With the recent government shutdown still on everyone’s minds and Donald Trump recently declaring a national emergency over border security, Congress...