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Humor: Students begin sliding into DMs via Canvas

October 15, 2019

What if I left you a winky face underneath your Discussion post? Haha just kidding… unless? Facebook messenger? Outdated. Instagram DMs? Predictable. Tinder? Yuck! Canvas,...

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Cartoon: Did you know?

October 11, 2019

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Humor: Unitrans L line out of service due to student’s fears of “Taking L’s”

October 9, 2019

Why take the L when you can take the W? The L line has finally dropped out of service after weeks of sudden fear-induced desolation. As...

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Humor: Freshman artfully dodges past romance in the Dining Commons

October 9, 2019

“We snapchatted for a few weeks after, then he ghosted me.” In the Tercero Dining Commons this morning, first-year biological sciences major Katie Smith found...

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Humor: The ants in my apartment are my only friends

September 18, 2019

An ode to the loneliness (and inevitable infestations) of Summer Session Hello there, gents. I am a student taking Summer Session II, and I would...

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Cartoon: Welcome

June 26, 2019

Written by: ROSEY MOREARTY — rosey@morearty.org

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Humor: Tercero cow wears disguise to avoid families during orientation season

June 26, 2019

Heifer caught going in-cow-neato What was supposed to be a fun introduction to life at UC Davis for incoming freshman James Daly ended in butt-hurt....

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Humor: Davis turkeys mysteriously vanish after Chipotle introduces new protein option

June 21, 2019

Top-ranked animal scientists suspect fowl play For years, many an Aggie had to bear witness to the brutality of the Davis turkeys. These birds haunted...

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Humor: This Article is Redacted

June 12, 2019

Providing humorous insight on ██████████ This article is intended to be hilarious. Unfortunately, many of the jokes, jests, jeers, japes, quips, gags, parodies, pranks,...

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Humor: “No, we’re supposed to haggle,” says advisor to student who just wants to graduate on time

June 10, 2019

And now for, something completely not different that millennials still won’t understand: a Monty Python parody! The following is a scene from the life of...

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Humor: Don’t judge these controversial figures for their politics — judge them for being bad at music

June 10, 2019

By knowing nothing about classical music, Millennials deny themselves a valuable political attack strategy Bach, Beethoven, Brahms, Bartók, Haydn, Mozart, Mahler, Strauss, Chopin, Liszt, Debussy,...

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Humor: Jackass in humanities class baffled by how many academic papers “Al Et” has written

June 10, 2019

Alfred? Alexander? Alexandra? Dear Editors at The California Aggie, My name is Dr. Barnaby Alastair Exeter-Asherton, PhD, and I’m a professor in the Department of...

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Cartoon: Goodbye

June 7, 2019

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Humor: Gary May battles Katehi in the Death Star

June 5, 2019

Star Wars vs. Star Trek — who would win? What started as an innocent conversation between UC Davis’ current Chancellor Gary May and pepper spray...

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Humor: HBO to auction off opportunity to rewrite Game of Thrones Season 8

June 4, 2019

Will this finally appease the fans? ***SPOILER ALERT*** Dear Game of Thrones fans, David Benioff and D.B. Weiss here. Obviously, neither us nor HBO have any intention...

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