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Saturday, December 6, 2025

Humor

Humor: Unitrans B Line miraculously arrives on time during peak hours

Probably the most shocking thing to come out of this year so far In a freak accident of inexplicable proportions, the Unitrans B Line arrived...

Cartoon: Shorter Days

   

Cartoon: Desperate Measures

Written by: Rosey Morearty  — rosey@morearty.org  

Humor: Student engages in chess match, banjo duel, game of wits with Satan in battle for GPA

The devil went down to Wellman 2 For one student, getting the grades they need for grad school wasn’t a matter of hard work. Instead,...

Cartoon: Learning An Instrument

Written by: GENEVIEVE RYAN — geryan@ucdavis.edu  

Humor: MAGA for the Win! California fires actually started by brave pro-Trump activist to protest “poor forest management”

Now that’s how you do the First Amendment! Recent reports revealed that the wildfires that devastated towns like Pleasure, California were not, in fact,...

Humor: Playground installs another “toy” for kids to hurt themselves on

“It worked for the French revolutionaries, not sure why it won’t work here” Most people look at the city council’s recent decision with disgust. And...

Humor: Student mistakes my “ethnic food” for foul-smelling feet

Toe jam or rice and stew? From Japanese cuisine to Indian delicacies, pungent odor seems to be the common issue for Americans — dare I...

Humor: I am UC Davis’ preeminent keyboard warrior

My comprehension skills are off the charts I’m the number-one keyboard warrior at UC Davis. I earned this distinction after years of hunting my poor,...

Humor: After being fired by The Aggie, I apologize for the deeply offensive article I recently wrote

I’m beyond repentant Five weeks ago, I wrote an extremely offensive article. Due to the intense backlash to the Article, The Aggie promptly fired me....

Cartoon: Windy Days

By DIANA OLIVARES — deolivaresvalencia@ucdavis.edu  

Humor: “Communism would be easy to implement” says student who has only ever lived in capitalist society

Student writes this and other radical statements in personal manifesto-turned-livestream This week, an anonymous manifesto was released and distributed across the UC Davis campus in...

Humor: Tips and tricks to get through the day as a paid Russian troll

  You’re scrolling through Twitter all day anyway Perhaps your day job at McDonalds has gotten a little tiresome, and you find the act of angering...

Cartoon: Snack Break

Written By: Genevieve Ryan — geryan@ucdavis.edu