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Wednesday, October 23, 2024

Humor

Humor: Memes are the only viable filler for the hole in my soul

The woes of a 21st-century gal who hates life and loves relatable pictures about it This decade has been a one-way ticket to crazy...

Humor: Panicking student just throws one thing into each type of trash can

How an incident involving trash cans sparked a movement Many UC Davis students will relate to the sense of panic that comes from standing in...

Humor: School to install stop sign near Death Star to distract from tuition hikes

Campus creates diversion in an effort to avoid institutional crisis The first UC tuition hike in six years has made for a time of unrest...

Humor: If Einstein is so smart, why is he dead?

Couldn’t think your way out of being a worthless sack of meat, could you? Albert Einstein has long been considered one of the greatest minds...

Humor: I am a trash person and I am proud

“More garbage can, less garbage can’t” Some people miss their childhood years. They miss the innocence, the carefree nature, the bitchin’ Legos. I’ll admit I...

Humor: Hero student reminds us all that he chose Davis over Berkeley

First-year who graced us with his presence proceeds to prove his heroism UC Davis student Robert Quail wasn’t just born; he was crafted by the...

Humor: DC fork famine due to tiny farmers’ desire to pitch tiny hay

It’s perfectly logical The illustrious UC Davis dining commons have it all. Vaguely ethnic food, Captain Crunch, rare salad dressings, apples, parfaits and diabetes can...

Humor: Draining the swamp — administration promises to clear out Russell Field after rains

Russell Field construction halted after grassroots movement and precipitation After the controversial proposal to build administrative buildings and housing on Russell Field, rain and local...

Humor: Bike forgets where it parked its student

Students face perilous conditions when left out in rain Students at UC Davis are constantly forgetting where they parked their bikes. It’s a tale as...

Humor: Donald Trump Makes Me Feel Good About Myself

He’s doing a lot of bad to the world, but he’s doing wonders to my self-esteem As a straight, white, coastal elite male, I have...

Humor: Man breaks Tinder after adding that he likes Netflix to his bio

Student Daniel Fallon is just the man ladies are looking for Every so often, God takes just a little more time on one person than...

Humor: Edgy KDVS to play full hour of Ralph J. Hexter passing kidney stone

This rock is real DAVIS, CA — After a unanimous decision by KDVS staff, the freeform radio station will air an hour of interim Chancellor...

Humor: School book club loses funding after asking Ayn Rand to come speak

Davis Campus Readers feel heat after inviting dead author to campus Davis Campus Readers (DCR), a book club at UC Davis, has had its funding...

Humor: I took a personality test that ripped me a new one

Don’t take the Enneagram in front of your friends “My parents met through a personality test.” A few years ago, my friend in high school was...

Humor: School book club loses funding after asking Ayn Rand to come speak

Davis Campus Readers feel heat after inviting dead author to campus Davis Campus Readers (DCR), a book club at UC Davis, has had its funding...