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Friday, July 12, 2024

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Humor: Hero student reminds us all that he chose Davis over Berkeley

First-year who graced us with his presence proceeds to prove his heroism UC Davis student Robert Quail wasn’t just born; he was crafted by the...

Humor: DC fork famine due to tiny farmers’ desire to pitch tiny hay

It’s perfectly logical The illustrious UC Davis dining commons have it all. Vaguely ethnic food, Captain Crunch, rare salad dressings, apples, parfaits and diabetes can...

Humor: Draining the swamp — administration promises to clear out Russell Field after rains

Russell Field construction halted after grassroots movement and precipitation After the controversial proposal to build administrative buildings and housing on Russell Field, rain and local...

Humor: Bike forgets where it parked its student

Students face perilous conditions when left out in rain Students at UC Davis are constantly forgetting where they parked their bikes. It’s a tale as...

Humor: Donald Trump Makes Me Feel Good About Myself

He’s doing a lot of bad to the world, but he’s doing wonders to my self-esteem As a straight, white, coastal elite male, I have...

Humor: Man breaks Tinder after adding that he likes Netflix to his bio

Student Daniel Fallon is just the man ladies are looking for Every so often, God takes just a little more time on one person than...

Humor: Edgy KDVS to play full hour of Ralph J. Hexter passing kidney stone

This rock is real DAVIS, CA — After a unanimous decision by KDVS staff, the freeform radio station will air an hour of interim Chancellor...

Humor: School book club loses funding after asking Ayn Rand to come speak

Davis Campus Readers feel heat after inviting dead author to campus Davis Campus Readers (DCR), a book club at UC Davis, has had its funding...

Humor: I took a personality test that ripped me a new one

Don’t take the Enneagram in front of your friends “My parents met through a personality test.” A few years ago, my friend in high school was...

Humor: School book club loses funding after asking Ayn Rand to come speak

Davis Campus Readers feel heat after inviting dead author to campus Davis Campus Readers (DCR), a book club at UC Davis, has had its funding...

Humor: Crowded bus offers great experience for future career as canned sardine

Students make the best out of a steamy, overcrowded situation It’s that time of year again when it rains non-stop and everybody takes the bus...

Humor: Tandem Tipsy Taxi rolled out to make Davis more green

Number-one sustainable school looks to extend its lead After earning the rank of number-one sustainable university in the world, UC Davis has unveiled its next...

Humor: Argue basketball with me and I’ll fall in love

Looking at common interests in relationships I visited my housemate in Colombia over Winter Break. We went to the coast to celebrate New Year’s...

Humor: Why is everyone in this Spanish textbook having more fun than me?

Help It’s 11:30 a.m., and I’m in class looking at slides. I've had an adequate amount of sleep. I drank in moderation last night. I...

Humor: “Alternative facts are still facts!” says flying man made of Chicken McNuggets, giggles and wishes

Tim Allen chimed in: “I am Jesus of Nazareth.” Senior Trump advisor Kellyanne Conway was asked Sunday about Press Secretary Sean Spicer’s decision to make...