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Monday, December 23, 2024

Humor

#news

It’s what’s happening It’s here: Your first self-reported #news article, 100% free of journalistic bias. When we make promises, We Deliver, just like the US...

Cartoon: Goodbye, Freeborn

Written by: Margaret Lee — mcslee@ucdavis.edu 

Humor: The top 10 reasons you should take a moral stand against the impure, imperfect Democrats by not voting at all

And why you should feel absolutely great about yourself for doing so, even if you help re-elect Trump in the process Here are the reasons: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Written...

Cartoon: Vote

Written by: MARGARET LEE — mcslee@ucdavis.edu

Humor: Newspaper to fire all staff, only publish random tweets ending in “#news”

A modern, forward-looking, social media-based approach to news-making In October 2018, we here at The Aggie instituted The Policy — a bold new journalistic ethics...

Humor: Confirmed: Democratic Candidate X agreed with YOU on [salient issue] way back in 1996

This is FIRE You know that thing you care a lot about? That thing you’re willing to start arguments and cancel people over? That thing...

Cartoon: Coffee Hearts

Written by: MARGARET LEE — mcslee@ucdavis.edu 

Humor: “Great works of art are always controversial,” says creative genius Jared Kushner about his divisive Middle East peace plan

A political failure or an artistic triumph? If you’re a sane human being, an increasingly rare combination of traits, you likely remain hopeful that we...

Humor: Point/Counterpoint: Should the NFL rebrand as the “National Prolate Spheroid League” to achieve truth in advertising?

Two experts break down the controversy The NFL has endured a number of controversies in recent years — increased awareness about concussions, domestic violence by...

Humor: Yesterday’s weather forecast, tomorrow

Jan. 12, 2020 Here at the Aggie, we’re proud to bring you high quality news coverage around the clock. Unfortunately, that clock revolves not around...

Instagram doesn’t care who likes you

Instagram does next to nothing by removing public like counts  Instagram said the removal of likes will reduce bullying on their platform and create a...

Humor: Entire congregation of local church hospitalized after string quartet plays jazz version of “Silent Night” at Christmas Eve service

“For Christ’s sake, stop the Goddamn music!” ***This page has been repeatedly updated to reflect new information about Sunday morning’s events as it has become...

Humor: Desperate student cites himself in MLA formatting

“Me, Myself and I. Personal Interview. 2019.”   Fourth-year economics major Jonah Johnson was at the end of his rope last night. He had a 10-page...

Humor: Girl who wears farmers market hat every day confesses she’s only been once

The truth comes out Waking up in a cold sweat, Katie Helmer realized she couldn’t take it any longer. With graduation just around the corner,...

Cartoon: Are you ready to pay the price?

by MARIO RODRIGUEZ — marrod@ucdavis.edu