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Friday, December 5, 2025

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How redefining ‘polluted water’ as ‘holy water’ could affect Barrett on water law cases

Clues to how Amy Coney Barrett might decide cases involving the Clean Water Act There has been much discussion of how new Supreme Court Justice...

Seasonal flu set to make big comeback after rise of COVID-19

"I’m ready to prove all the haters wrong" "COVID-19 is only as bad as the flu!" "COVID-19 is worse than the flu!" That’s what we have been...

A conversation with a serial non-profit creator

There is no better clout than generosity Second-year Chris Ryan is known as “The Non-Profit Guy” around campus and this is a title that he...

Chancellor Gary May needs to start using clickbait in his emails

If Logan Paul can get millions of views, so can Chancellor Gary May When I first opened an email from Chancellor Gary May, I vowed...

Self-proclaimed anarcho-communist Kayleigh Smith rushes Sigma Numa Numa despite ideological conflicts

Peter Kropotkin would TOTALLY be a SigEp Sigma Numa Numa, a well-established sorority at UC Davis, recently had the pleasure of virtually welcoming its 2020...

Chancellor Gary May’s latest email

Can he really say that? In this series of investigative pieces, The Aggie investigates how the COVID-19 crisis has affected individual lives in our community. The...

The toilet paper panic, a recap

What were we thinking? Now that we are seven horrid months into the COVID-19 pandemic, it’s time to revisit one of the strangest occurrences that...

Why referring to UC Davis as ‘UCD’ is incredibly offensive

 A PSA to UC Students from the Davis community Three months ago, the UC community on Reddit was sent into a frenzy when a UC...

My terrifying election predi—No I’m serious! Why am I in the humor section?!

This is not a humor article! Well, Election Day is almost here. The news reports are aflutter with ledes like, “soon, we will know who...

Senator Mike Lee clarifies controversial Tweets by ignoring their context

The Utah Republican says “Democracy isn’t the objective” in America, so we got his opinions on the actual objectives of some other misunderstood topics A...

UC needs to consider these alternates for the SAT, ACT

They’re not much better, but hey, why not? Last month a judge ruled that UC must suspend SAT and ACT scores in admissions and scholarship...

In case you missed it, here’s what happened at last week’s presidential debate

The moderator was incredibly good and there was actually some substantive debate, but the candidates repeated certain phrases and sentence structures WAY TOO MANY...

BREAKING NEWS: Local freshman is invincible to COVID-19

“I’ve just been doing all this stuff, and I haven’t gotten sick” In this series of investigative pieces, The California Aggie investigates how the COVID-19...

DNC, RNC partner up to debut new ‘Fracking Rules!’ merchandise

Finding the middle ground, underground We all know how divisive politics can be these days. From the economy, foreign policy and whether literal human beings...

For the love of God, stop calling me a ‘content creator.’ I’m not at all content!

And don’t even get me started on heteronyms! When I sit down to write articles like this one, I do so under the impression that...