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Saturday, December 6, 2025

Humor

Humor: Guy going in for a drink while addressing group misses straw — and respect of his peers

Everyone saw that, Preston Preston Troutman, a fourth-year landscape architecture major, had just made a somewhat witty remark to his buddy Clint’s anecdote about shopping...

Humor: Schoolwide manhunt for person witnessed kicking people off their bikes, yelling “blam!”

Perpetrator described as white with brown curly hair, glasses and a beard The UC Davis Police Department issued an official crime alert this week notifying...

Can Netflix-banning Cannes be damned?

An industry in flux flunks, gets flack The conflict between cinema purists and the emerging power of online streaming recently got a lot of media...

Humor: Man unsure if air raid sirens real or imagined after receiving text from ex

This is not a drill Sources reported Thursday that local 20-something Nate Finnegan started asking if anyone else was hearing loud sirens after receiving a...

Cartoon: Sticking

By: Ariel Hilomen — abhilomen@ucdavis.edu Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the...

Humor: Dog in discussion section clearly has better life than you

Who does he think he is? You walk in to Statistics 13 a disheveled mess. Your hair is in a frumpy knot, you're wearing the...

Humor: UC Davis ranked No. 1 in list of “Best School Colors” among UCs

U.S News & World Report now ranks colleges based on their school colors to give potential students more to consider This week, U.S. News &...

Humor: Gunrock reunited with estranged parents: member of Blue Man Group and this horse

Gunrock might have cried happy tears, if his unblinking eyes could It was a joyous day yesterday. Gunrock was reunited with his family for the...

Humor: Taco Bell to release new food box called “Depression Dinner”

The new meal will fill bellies but not the emptiness within During a press conference this Thursday, Taco Bell announced the launch of a new...

Cartoon: Reality Vacation

By: Ariel Hilomen — abhilomen@ucdavis.edu Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the...

Humor: Dude with sarcastic graphic tee’s hand numb after all those high fives, handshakes

Kohl’s sells sex No one knows where he got a shirt that cool. Target? Maybe Gap? Perhaps Kohl’s? In any case, it's the biggest statement...

From the California Chronicles

The small talk commenced in the shower... Paul saw it all and he didn’t even know what my middle name was. He needed no imagination...

From the California Chronicles

“Well, there’s some excitement!” My pupils dilated at the slightly affirming “sure” that he decided to respond with. I suggested that we go to Temple...

Cartoon: Don’t Drink and ‘Cycle

By: Diana Olivares — deolivares@ucdavis.edu Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the...

Humor: Nobody has endorsed your cattitude skill on LinkedIn, and nobody will

You’re not a cat, you just like bringing people dead birds in your mouth You are better than most other people. You are perhaps more...