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Humor: Trump’s wall will never be as tall as the emotional barrier between him and Melania

December 11, 2017

And it could never cost as much as the collective American emotional turmoil, either One glorious day we will look to the south and see...

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Humor: UC Davis apologizes for raising fees by gifting students two awkwardly-placed massage chairs in the MU

December 11, 2017

Nothing says “I’m sorry” like an expensive gift If you thought UC Davis didn’t care about you before, prepare to be proven wrong. Yes, the...

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Humor: The proper etiquette behind an all-nighter at the library

December 10, 2017

It’s that time of year again If I calculated this weird system of weeks correctly, I believe finals are approaching. But I also could be...

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Gary May’s Christmas Card

December 10, 2017

By: Julie Torres — opinion@theaggie.org Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the...

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Humor: Library book to file for divorce after not being touched for 20 years

December 7, 2017

A loveless existence on a dark, dusty shelf will no longer do for one library book Twenty years ago, one book was swept off its...

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Humor: UC Davis wants international students for diversity… of income

December 7, 2017

The University does not care about you INTERVIEWER (IN): Hi, Chancellor May. Thank you for speaking with me today. First of all, are there any...

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The two kinds of Davis students in the winter

December 5, 2017

By: Elliot White — opinion@theaggie.org Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the...

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Humor: White elephant ideas to distract from the fact that men still don’t respect women in the workplace

December 4, 2017

Happy Holidays to everyone except men With the holiday season just around the corner, you’ve probably got a lot on your mind: what gifts to...

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Humor: Turkey survivors of Thanksgiving regroup and plan for counterattack

December 4, 2017

Humans are about to get stuffed After a very deadly and delicious Thanksgiving, the turkeys who evaded being devoured are now regrouping to strike back...

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Humor: Winter Fashion: How to make torrential downpour look sexy

December 3, 2017

Where there’s a will, there’s a way It’s often easy to get into the habit of wearing sweats every day during Winter Quarter as it...

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Cartoon: He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice

December 3, 2017

Cartoon: He's making a list, he’s checking it twice By: Julie Torres — opinion@theaggie.org Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the...

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Humor: Louis C.K. headed to UC Davis for “Meat and Greet”

December 3, 2017

#masturgate Content Warning: This piece contains graphic sexual content which some may find upsetting. Long, but worth it — unlike most of these dicks: Following his...

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Humor: Man holding bloody deer in Tinder profile pic probably totally sane

November 30, 2017

Local charmer is on the hunt for love and blood You’re scrolling through Tinder. Nothing is standing out to you. Profile after profile, you just...

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Humor: Schedule Builder to undergo construction, students forced to pull schedules out of a hat

November 28, 2017

The nightmare before pass times As the month of November began to eerily creep up on everyone, the usual talk of midterms and “I’m so...

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… And he never left

November 28, 2017

By: Elliot White — opinion@theaggie.org Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the...

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