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Monday, December 23, 2024

Humor

Humor: How to build back your trust in the city of Davis after it willingly let Whole Foods go

Yet another luxury grocery store bites the dust Building trust back up in a relationship can be a very challenging thing, especially if the trust...

Humor: Outrage over removal of Pepper Spray Policeman statue

“It was a part of our history.” Given the events of the past year, UC Davis students have been clamoring for the removal of the...

Just another rainy night in Davis

  By: Julie Torres — opinion@theaggie.org Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the...

Humor: I claimed my soul back from the UC system, and you should too

Devil’s advocate At the risk of accidentally infuriating a population of California taxpayers — or some other group of people that would be offended by...

Humor: Yikes! Student drunkenly sends carrier pigeon to crush

Drunk texting is a thing of the past We’ve all known the terror of drunk texting. Perhaps you texted your ex, your best friend or...

Humor: English major plans to use degree… as a coaster for her La Croix

Guess it wasn’t a major waste after all It’s a great feeling when you earn a degree that you know will be useful in the...

Humor: Katehi memoir: “I would’ve gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids”

Criminal who’s inexplicably still an educator found yet another way to scam students After Linda Katehi became unemployed (re: “fired,” except in a nice way...

Humor: Drinking Davis water ruined my financial, physical and emotional wellbeing

An investigation of the drinking culture in Davis I will preface this by saying I am in no way a science major, nor do i...

Cartoon: Where the hammocks go at night

  By: Julie Torres Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the views and...

Humor: Amazon to offer same-day delivery on books, pencils, will to live

Amazon becomes the saving grace of the quarter system. Amazon has been upping its game lately, whether it’s through buying Whole Foods (RIP) or, more...

Everyday events in the Death Star

  By: Elliot White   Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the views and...

Humor: Trump’s plan to end homelessness and poverty: legalized cannibalism

Trump issues 32nd executive order of the month Donald Trump, POTUS, or, as he calls himself, “Poitus,” has issued a royal decree to end homelessness...

Humor: UC Davis to improve dorm life by pushing Cuarto somewhere else

Just when you thought campus couldn’t get any better After much heated debate, UC Davis has decided that it will complete the construction of Cuarto...

Humor: Extremely unpatriotic person kneels to tie their shoes

Get up off that knee and respect the troops, a-hole Content warning: This story contains sexual content and profanity.    Dear reader, Now I don’t know if you’ve...

Humor: What to wear to office hours

Attire that says you care If you’re a student who has ever been to office hours, you probably haven’t put much thought into what you...