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Sunday, December 22, 2024

Humor

Humor: Silo chicken strips now made with 25 percent less capitalism

Without Carl’s Jr., UC Davis gets some #fresh strips With the recent renovations of the Silo, several changes were made to the food supplied there....

Cartoon: UC Davis finds new way to make Gunrock relevant to students

  By: Elliot White   Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the views and...

Humor: Trump vows to save the planet after learning it has salvage value

Researchers find Earth would sell for more in a less-destroyed state After hours of complex calculations done by a team of experts President Donald Trump...

Humor: Awkward: CoHo to replace all coffee with La Croix

Great content for your Insta feed With each passing Fall Quarter, the CoHo seems to get more and more innovative. From taking mobile orders to...

Humor: Archaeology professor introduces students to “The Bone Zone”

The most interactive space to satisfy your boning needs Professor Hume believed in creating a space where students could learn about dead animals while also...

Humor: When you should plan to get sick during the quarter system

What to expect when you’re expecting If you’re reading this, you’re probably planning on getting sick at some point in the quarter. You might not...

Cartoon: The future of UC Davis food trucks

  By Julie Torres   Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the views and...

Humor: Taco Bell and UC Davis block each other on Instagram amid messy breakup

Ever since UC Davis kicked Taco Bell off campus, tensions have been high All great love stories come to an end, as we have learned...

Humor: Frats now saying “I’d TAPS that” after being screwed by TAPS

TAPS: Those Awful People Suck Catcalling and the objectification of women have been taken one step further with reports that frats are now saying, “I’d...

Cartoon: Are clubs getting too specific?

  By: Elliot White   Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the views and...

Humor: Freshman Exclusive: What your dorm says about your commitment to Scholastics™

It might surprise you! As the Class of 20-something starts to adjust to dorm life this new school year, you might be wondering, “What does...

Humor: Anatomy student bewildered to learn that the clitoris is not a type of shellfish

Content Warning: The article contains graphic sexual content. What is the clitoris? Our journalists dive into the “investigation.” You’ve heard of clams, mussels, oysters and scallops,...

Humor: Intro to Freshman Year 101

Things they didn’t teach you at orientation Being a first-year can often be daunting and overwhelming, and in a brand-new metropolis like Davis, it’s very...

Humor: The real reason eggheads don’t have more body parts

  Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the views and opinions held...

Humor: Sorority neighbor gets annually angry toward parody songs

Dave Bishka has had it up to here with parodies Dave Bishka, subpar pastry shop owner, hates two things: children and parodied versions of songs...