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Humor: Student waiting for Safe Ride pickup reduced to ash by sands of time

January 12, 2017

The cosmic march of time has claimed a UC Davis student The UC Davis Safe Ride program has been growing in popularity as a secure...

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HUMOR: UC Davis to burn all books in attempt to be more green

December 2, 2016

Former number-one cool school looking to reclaim its title As UC Davis looks to remodel its main library, the first thing to be nixed is...

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HUMOR: The finsta must die

November 21, 2016

Delete your account I was on a date some years ago, and, while scrolling through my photo library to show her something on my phone,...

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Humor: Student not offered any flyers at MU tables because he was ‘too ugly’

November 20, 2016

Tabling students provide insight into how they decide to whom they offer material An ugly incident occurred this past week on our campus. A student...

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HUMOR: Undeclared senior decides that he, too, can someday be president

November 18, 2016

Ronald Dump makes his case: ‘Why not me?’ Ronald Dump woke up on Saturday with a goal in mind. The 22-year-old decided that he wanted...

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Humor: Nothing Beats A Good Venmo Stalk

November 15, 2016

You can find out a lot about a person by looking at their purchase emojis Social media stalking isn’t creepy. Claiming to be above social...

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HUMOR: School to build one big, really tall building to save space for farmland

November 15, 2016

New building plan seems to prioritize corn over education The land surrounding UC Davis is precious because of the school’s reputation as a top farming...

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Humor: Dog wonders why owner won’t stop yelling

November 13, 2016

A dog and his peers recount stories of a mysterious man yelling The California Aggie recently spoke to a local dog who can’t understand why...

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Humor: Speakers to be installed in classrooms for weekly 10 a.m. chancellor announcements

November 7, 2016

Administration hopes to improve transparency Given the distrust students currently have for UC Davis administration, the university announced on Tuesday that it will be installing...

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HUMOR: Facebook event cover photo more fun than party will ever be

November 3, 2016

The story of a man who lures guests to his parties with deceptively fun photos According to a report obtained by The California Aggie, local...

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HUMOR: Alcohol should be the Sriracha in your life, not the actual meal

November 3, 2016

Alcohol, like Sriracha, is the nectar of life — but only in moderation I eat the same lunch every day. It’s disgusting and boring. I...

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HUMOR: Stop glorifying staying in

November 3, 2016

Our ancestors who stayed in died in blazes of mediocrity I took a break from my diet the other week. I’m usually pretty strict on eating...

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Humor: Student shouts out answer a split second before everyone else to show his brilliance

October 31, 2016

How a brave student inspired a generation by speaking up when everybody else was also willing to speak up UC Davis is such a large...

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Humor: Embrace the L

October 30, 2016

What losing can do for you The best thing to ever happen to me was the first time I asked a girl to dance. I...

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Humor: UC Davis to triple size of student body, decrease size of campus

October 28, 2016

A detailed look at coming changes to our campus that will definitely not have any consequences. It’s been evident lately that there are more bodies...

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