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Saturday, December 6, 2025

Humor

Humor: Despite pandemic and ban on sporting events, healthcare industry to continue screwing people over for sport

Giving sports fans life by denying it to others  In an unprecedented several weeks, the coronavirus pandemic has wiped the sports calendar clean. No MLB,...

Humor: Massive military budget and public health cuts to come good in fight against COVID-19

Nation relieved Once upon a time in the United States, the National Security Council had a directorate for global health security and bio-defense, but this...

Humor: U-Haul Self-Storage offers students free deal to self-store themselves in quarantine

“It’s kinda dark in here” As many universities across the country force students to move out of their on-campus housing, an unlikely hero of the...

Humor: Hip Zoomer protesting big corporations while vaping: “Juul is a small corporation”

Irony deficiency threatens youth health At the local headquarters of Big Corporation, hundreds of students gathered yesterday to protest against what we at the News...

Sponsored content: definitely not a Bloomberg ad

Clorox: when dirty politics need cleaning 6:00 a.m. Monday morning. The temporary, futile, nugatory joys of the weekend now seem like a long-lost dream, much...

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It’s what’s happening It’s here: Your first self-reported #news article, 100% free of journalistic bias. When we make promises, We Deliver, just like the US...

Cartoon: Goodbye, Freeborn

Written by: Margaret Lee — mcslee@ucdavis.edu 

Humor: The top 10 reasons you should take a moral stand against the impure, imperfect Democrats by not voting at all

And why you should feel absolutely great about yourself for doing so, even if you help re-elect Trump in the process Here are the reasons: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Written...

Cartoon: Vote

Written by: MARGARET LEE — mcslee@ucdavis.edu

Humor: Newspaper to fire all staff, only publish random tweets ending in “#news”

A modern, forward-looking, social media-based approach to news-making In October 2018, we here at The Aggie instituted The Policy — a bold new journalistic ethics...

Humor: Confirmed: Democratic Candidate X agreed with YOU on [salient issue] way back in 1996

This is FIRE You know that thing you care a lot about? That thing you’re willing to start arguments and cancel people over? That thing...

Cartoon: Coffee Hearts

Written by: MARGARET LEE — mcslee@ucdavis.edu 

Humor: “Great works of art are always controversial,” says creative genius Jared Kushner about his divisive Middle East peace plan

A political failure or an artistic triumph? If you’re a sane human being, an increasingly rare combination of traits, you likely remain hopeful that we...

Humor: Point/Counterpoint: Should the NFL rebrand as the “National Prolate Spheroid League” to achieve truth in advertising?

Two experts break down the controversy The NFL has endured a number of controversies in recent years — increased awareness about concussions, domestic violence by...