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Tuesday, December 24, 2024

Humor

Humor: Student asks professor to round grade from 67% to 90%, it doesn’t work

Close your eyes and imagine this: You receive the startling notification that your final has been graded and posted on Canvas.  As expected, you hardly...

Flock of arboretum couples make runner uncomfortable

UC Davis students feels alone, sad and gross  Last Tuesday, first-year communications major Brian Greene decided to head for a run in the arboretum after...

Is faking your death the only way to get your absences excused?

Another one bites the dust More often than you’d like, you get that one flat-haired professor who really demands your company in class. You know,...

Cartoon: Joshua Diagram

Humor: Meet the smartest guy at UC Davis

Prepare to be shocked  Alan Markham, clad in ill-fitting blue jeans and helmet hair, opens up the door for me to his West Village apartment....

Humor: Tipsy Taxi to be replaced by horse-drawn carriage

Gunrock, but he’s your DD As some may recall, Tipsy Taxi was deemed #canceled during a Senate meeting earlier this year in a bloody nine-to-one...

Cartoon: Did you know… about squirrels?

By Mario Rodriguez — marrod@ucdavis.edu 

Humor: A message from your forgotten bag of chips

This message was recovered from an unnamed students backpack  Hi – you know who I am. I’m writing to you from the recesses of your...

Humor: Students begin sliding into DMs via Canvas

What if I left you a winky face underneath your Discussion post? Haha just kidding… unless? Facebook messenger? Outdated. Instagram DMs? Predictable. Tinder? Yuck! Canvas,...

Cartoon: Did you know?

Humor: Unitrans L line out of service due to student’s fears of “Taking L’s”

Why take the L when you can take the W?  The L line has finally dropped out of service after weeks of sudden fear-induced desolation.  As...

Humor: Freshman artfully dodges past romance in the Dining Commons

“We snapchatted for a few weeks after, then he ghosted me.” In the Tercero Dining Commons this morning, first-year biological sciences major Katie Smith found...

Humor: The ants in my apartment are my only friends

An ode to the loneliness (and inevitable infestations) of Summer Session Hello there, gents. I am a student taking Summer Session II, and I would...

Cartoon: Welcome

Written by: ROSEY MOREARTY — rosey@morearty.org