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Humor: Yesterday’s weather forecast, tomorrow

January 24, 2020

Jan. 12, 2020 Here at the Aggie, we’re proud to bring you high quality news coverage around the clock. Unfortunately, that clock revolves not around...

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Instagram doesn’t care who likes you

January 22, 2020

Instagram does next to nothing by removing public like counts Instagram said the removal of likes will reduce bullying on their platform and create a...

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Humor: Entire congregation of local church hospitalized after string quartet plays jazz version of “Silent Night” at Christmas Eve service

January 17, 2020

“For Christ’s sake, stop the Goddamn music!” ***This page has been repeatedly updated to reflect new information about Sunday morning’s events as it has become...

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Humor: Desperate student cites himself in MLA formatting

January 15, 2020

“Me, Myself and I. Personal Interview. 2019.” Fourth-year economics major Jonah Johnson was at the end of his rope last night. He had a 10-page...

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Humor: Girl who wears farmers market hat every day confesses she’s only been once

January 14, 2020

The truth comes out Waking up in a cold sweat, Katie Helmer realized she couldn’t take it any longer. With graduation just around the corner,...

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Cartoon: Are you ready to pay the price?

January 13, 2020

by MARIO RODRIGUEZ — marrod@ucdavis.edu

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Humor: Introvert leaves party to “get some air,” only to never return

December 11, 2019

This introvert has mastered the art of the Irish goodbye Last Friday, Colin Meyers, a fourth-year classics major, reluctantly accepted an invitation to a house...

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Humor: Therapy fluffies to be replaced by therapy turkeys

December 10, 2019

Gobble your troubles away With any fleeting quarter comes student stress. Stress is whack, as it can negatively impact day-to-day activities, resulting in poor mental...

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Cartoon: The correct way to pronounce “The MU”

December 6, 2019

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Humor: Come to this random dude’s dorm for discounted dental services

December 4, 2019

Don’t be alarmed if you hear fluoride-gagged screams coming from the hotbox Justin Miller, that random dude down the hall, is now taking new dental...

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Humor: Profound art history student finally says anticipated comment in class

December 3, 2019

Ugh his mind. So powerful. Kenneth Coleman walked into his Art History class last Thursday evening and sat in his unassigned-assigned seat in the back,...

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Cartoon: A Turkey’s Feast

November 30, 2019

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Humor: Gorgeous professor is unaware that students only attend class for him

November 27, 2019

History is HOT! Professor Alan Sanders, a stunning assistant professor in the UC Davis history department, was shocked to see that his course offered this...

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Humor: BREAKING: Frat Boy Frisbee Season leads to countless injuries

November 26, 2019

Let your loved ones know you’re okay: mark yourself “safe” from lethal sport Eating her favorite CoHo entree beside her squirrel companions in the Quad,...

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Cartoon: Why are the eggheads making those faces?

November 22, 2019

By: Mario Rodriguez — marrod@ucdavis.edu

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