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This article is intended to be hilarious. Unfortunately, many of the jokes, jests, jeers, japes, quips, gags, parodies, pranks,...
And now for, something completely not different that millennials still won’t understand: a Monty Python parody!
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Dear Editors at The California Aggie,
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Dear Game of Thrones fans,
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Dear prospective producers and generous investors,
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