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From the California Chronicles

April 10, 2018

He was clearly going to be the responsible one... It’s never like the movies. I knew this much as I unlocked the door to my...

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Cartoon: Happy Studying

April 10, 2018

Written by: Diana Olivares — deolivaresvalencia@ucdavis.edu Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate...

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Humor: DMV loses race for the happiest place on earth, again

April 9, 2018

New Department of Motor Vehicles study leaves researchers flabbergasted For the sixth year in a row, the Department of Motor Vehicles has failed to rank...

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Cartoon: Validation

April 5, 2018

By: Ariel Hilomen — opinion@theaggie.org Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the...

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Humor: English major realizes everything can be a phallic symbol if you think hard enough

March 23, 2018

8=====D (What does it mean?) Now let’s just think for a minute. What is a penis? This is not a rhetorical question. Seriously, what is a...

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Humor: Linda Katehi or Lizard Katehi?

March 20, 2018

A date “Just back here in what’s thought to be the cold barren recesses of the Shields Library is where we keep the souls of...

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Humor: I thought I would never find my passion at UC Davis. And I was right.

March 19, 2018

Funny how life doesn’t surprise you at all and happens exactly how you imagined it If you have seen the movie “Lady Bird,” then you...

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Humor: I take it back: A response to my article about missing the rain

March 18, 2018

I can’t keep up anymore For those/most of you who don’t avidly read my articles every single week, I will quickly summarize what I will...

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Humor: Toddler starts studying and drinking to keep up with competitive workforce

March 15, 2018

2 years old and no internship? Is he even trying? One local toddler is a total failure. He’s 2 years old, and he’s barely made...

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Humor: Sacrificing virgins leads to low number of students in computer science

March 13, 2018

Fingerblast that keyboard Davis Cru, the campus crusade for Christ, has teamed up with the dog people coalition to spread the ideals of diversity, inclusivity...

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Humor: Budget Cuts: Select faculty to be sacrificed to Gunrock effigy

March 12, 2018

Administrative bloat goes bye-bye This tape was found in a deep, dark room, hidden in the bowels of Wellman Hall: “I walked into the room, and...

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Humor: I LIVED IT: I survived being mansplained to

March 12, 2018

And I lived to tell the tale Last week, I thought I was going to die. Not because my questionable habits of drinking 17 cups...

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Humor: Coho Hacks: Annual hackathon to be held while coders wait in line for their food

March 12, 2018

A new take on multitasking You’ve heard of hackers, you’ve heard of the CoHo and you’ve probably heard of “Coho Hacks.” But what you probably...

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Humor: The most Davis ways to tell your girlfriend you have a second family

March 8, 2018

Try the scenic Arboretum or Shields Library Fellas, we all know that the quarter system comes at you fast. Your time is thinned out so...

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Humor: Which inconvenience of my day you are based on your zodiac sign

March 5, 2018

These inconveniences might surprise you! Sometimes we have days that are inconvenient. This means that the only way to cope is by choosing to release...

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