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Sunday, December 22, 2024

Humor

Humor: UC sues Trump over DACA: “Do you know how much money those students give us?”

The University doesn’t care about you. The University of California has filed a lawsuit against the Trump Administration for unlawfully repealing DACA, arguing that 800,000...

Cartoon: Always looking on the bright side

  Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the views and opinions held...

Humor: Escaped lab rats found in DC food, students find it tastes better

Rat meat brings flavor, possibility of plague to Tercero After a catastrophic two inches of rain — more than the Davis area has seen in...

Humor: Davis announces iClicker X with facial recognition, students must now take own iClickers to class

A sad day for students everywhere On the ten year anniversary of iClicker, CEO Bob Trabajo announced the iClicker X with glass backing and facial...

Humor: Student finally figures out “Gary May” is name of chancellor and not an unfinished sentence

What may Gary do next? First-year student Grace Hackie could be heard yelling the question “Gary may WHAT?” last Thursday into her acai bowl, which...

Humor: For sale: textbook, used, like, once

A brief story of tragedy The cold light of the waiting room was piercing. I fumbled with my keys in my pocket. It had been...

Cartoon: Financial Aid

    By: Julie Torres Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the views and...

Humor: Five ways to ask a fellow Aggie if you can sit with them at the CoHo

Solutions to the problem no one is addressing It can be daunting to approach a stranger and ask to sit with them, but with the...

Humor: Student starts club for cricket, fake sport made by globalists to push deep state’s agenda

CRICKET IS NOT REAL. FAKE NEWS. Sidney James, a second-year communications major, has taken the initiative to start a club on campus in an attempt...

Humor: UC Davis now No. 1 in Cabbage Patch agriculture

The Aggies produce the freshest babies in the game UC Davis is no stranger to agricultural success: it has killed it with olive oil, saved...

Humor: Climate change — Hoax, voodoo magic or both?

The Aggie asks the important questions about global warming There has recently been an abundance of natural disasters across America, prompting the question: Could it...

Before Gary May, an unsuccessful attempt was made at a “student-built” chancellor

  By Julie Torres (This article is humor and/or satire, and its content is purely fictional. The story and the names of “sources” are fictionalized.)  

Humor: Worst student you know to start advice blog

Finally, we can get true wisdom from student Nicole Darn, the top human It’s not easy getting by in college, and no one knows this...

Freshmen: Do not feed

      (This article is humor and/or satire, and its content is purely fictional. The story and the names of “sources” are fictionalized.)   Written By: Elliot White  

Humor: Student writes Taylor Swift-style revenge song about CoHo barista who wronged her latte

Band-Aids don’t fix bullet holes or soy milk preferences for second-year Kimberly Timber Kimberly Timber, a second-year chemical engineering major at UC Davis, has finally...