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What this one of these says about you

May 5, 2023

Your choice reveals characteristics about you! BY ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu Pick an option. Option 1: Bleh. Boo! This is the worst one of these. Everyone agrees....

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What the bike you ride says about you

May 2, 2023

Bicycle <3 By CARMEL RAVIV — craviv@ucdavis.edu Transportation via bicycle is extremely popular at UC Davis. Almost too popular, if you ask me. After years of...

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To the Class of ‘23: Please graduate faster

April 28, 2023

Get the senior citizens out of here BY ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu Y’all old as hell. Get out of here. Walking around like you own the...

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ASUCD Senate to vote on allowing hunting permits for freshman

April 21, 2023

Not, like, for freshmen. Hunting for freshmen. Yeah. BY ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu It’s Thursday again, and in the Mee Room gathered around the conference table,...

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Picnic Day Schedule 2023

April 18, 2023

I am not open to suggestions BY ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu 9:00 am - Read the group chat full of “Are you ready to partyyyyy!!!???!!??” and...

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Ali Baba releases new hangover-curing breakfast burrito

April 3, 2023

I can feel my mom’s disappointment fade away with every bite! By CARMEL RAVIV — craviv@ucdavis.edu You may have experienced a pounding headache, a dry throat...

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Advertisement: Looking for a roommate for next year

March 21, 2023

My emotional support rat must have his own room By CARMEL RAVIV — craviv@ucdavis.edu Hello, my name is Juke Jakeson. I am in dire need of...

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I thought quicksand would be a bigger deal

March 13, 2023

Looney Tunes failed me By CARMEL RAVIV — craviv@ucdavis.edu As a kid, I was always wary of wet sand because I was convinced it would be...

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How to watch sports as a person who hates sports

March 6, 2023

Picking the team with the prettiest colors ain’t gonna cut it By CARMEL RAVIV — craviv@ucdavis.edu We may have thought we were free from the clutches...

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What the type of TA you have a crush on says about you

February 24, 2023

If you’re my linguistics TA, stop reading By CARMEL RAVIV — craviv@ucdavis.edu Some of us have fidget toys to pass the time in class. Others online...

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Brought to you by students against eScooters

February 23, 2023

Drawn by: Sandhya Pfile –– sbpfile@ucdavis.edu

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My official ranking of UCD majors but only the ones I remember and some that I just made up

February 20, 2023

Good morning design majors! I hope all your dreams come true <3 By ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu Like winter quarter, this list goes from okay to...

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I made ChatGPT write a humor article

February 9, 2023

Help, I’m being replaced By ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu This article was written by ChatGPT, with comments from the author in brackets. UC Davis is a well-known...

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Seven popular New Year’s resolutions you’ve definitely already ditched

January 31, 2023

Good luck canceling your gym membership By ANGIE VELARDE — avelarde@ucdavis.edu New Year’s resolutions — most of us make them; nobody you know has actually kept...

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Tips and tricks to get everyone to like you in winter quarter

January 26, 2023

The difference between a gift and bribery is how good you are at winking By ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu Strangers: Ah! Strangers, the perfect blank slate....

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