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Humor: An open letter to people wearing sweatshirts with the names of better schools on them

March 3, 2022

Just go to Harvard and stop blocking the bike path BY ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu I’m not here to fashion-bash nor trend-defend. I have a simple...

Humor

Humor: My roommate’s emanating a seriously bad vibe, dudes

February 24, 2022

Stop declaring your independence from me, Marcus BY ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu Guys. Dudes. Bros. Etc. I think there’s something off with my roommate. Like, the...

Humor

Humor: What your major says about the crimes you’ll commit to pay off student loans

February 17, 2022

Human rights minors, I’m watching you very carefully BY ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu Animal Science: Animal gravedigging. Applied Physics: First of all, what is applied...

Humor

Humor: Five types of drunk people you meet at your friend’s boyfriend’s frat party

February 10, 2022

POV: You’re getting hit on by an econ major in wine-stained chinos BY ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu School has opened up, but you probably should hold...

Opinion

Humor: Collective groan from UC Davis’ online extension knocks over cows, wreaks havoc

January 20, 2022

The power of students’ voices has gone too far BY ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu On the announced day of the online continuation, the entire student body...

Opinion

Help, the graphics team won’t answer my emails

January 13, 2022

Check your spam folder, Ken. It’s in your contract. BY ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu Hi, guys. It’s me. I wrote this in my Notes app so...

Opinion

Humor: Davis launches Dungeons & Dragons spin-off

January 7, 2022

My lawful-evil film major can patronize your music taste up to 30 feet! By ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu “I need a 12 or higher,” repeats Julie,...

Opinion

Humor: UC Davis switches to new parking app, turning every parking lot into a used car lot

November 11, 2021

“All cars are 50% off! Even the ones that still have owners” By IAN COSNER — iacosner@ucdavis.edu Parking has always been a nightmare, but what better...

Opinion

Humor: Is it just me or does one of the Eggheads look slightly angrier than usual?

November 11, 2021

They’re definitely hatching a plan. BY ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu I know I said I would write an article about the Eggheads looking threatening and behaving...

Opinion

Silver Linings

November 11, 2021

By SEANNE JAVIER –– sajavier@ucdavis.edu Drawn by: Seanne Javier –– sajavier@ucdavis.edu Disclaimer: (This cartoon is humor and/or satire, and its content is purely fictional. The story...

Opinion

Humor: UC Davis reallocates funds from stem cell research to lip fillers for Eggheads

October 29, 2021

Ya hear that Kylie? By KATE HARGES — klharges@ucdavis.edu Upon touring UC Davis as a wee high school student, I found myself conflicted. Such a beautiful...

Humor

Humor: After years of disrespect, UC Davis archaeologist uncovers untold treasures fossilized in gum underneath desks all over campus

October 22, 2021

“Who knew history could be so sticky!” By IAN COSNER — iacosner@ucdavis.edu COVID-19 has changed a lot of things, but with the return of in-person classes...

Humor

Welcome to the hottest new game show: Was this email written by a drunk 8-year-old or your tenured professor?

October 15, 2021

When the emojis come out, it’s anybody’s guess Host: Hello and welcome to UC Davis’ newest and only gameshow! Joining us today are three undergraduates...

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World Health Organization announces new diagnosis: Anxiety caused by fun fact icebreakers

October 5, 2021

Meditation and tea aren’t even enough to ease this one Local Rite Aids are running out of medication. Therapists are booked for weeks in advance...

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UC Davis housing now leaves complimentary candles so all dorms can equally smell like cows

September 20, 2021

“Now you can get that cow smell in, but never out!” When it comes to housing, students have plenty of options these days, but none...

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