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Humor: Everyone groans as English major makes another Freud joke when asked for his ID

March 5, 2018

Shut the hell up, Ned Ned was feeling good today. He had the best joke ever for the bus guy. He loved the bus guy,...

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Humor: The trials and tribulations of being a coffee shop in downtown Davis

March 4, 2018

A tale of alliances and betrayal Coffee shops come and go. And while some people have personal attachments to certain cafes, the rest of the...

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Humor: Score! Arboretum algae gone thanks to one large ShamWow

March 2, 2018

UC Davis resorts to as-seen-on-TV ads to solve its age-old debacle Like a tween with a face full of acne and a million hormones doing...

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Humor: “The Aggie” found to be best newspaper at UC Davis

February 27, 2018

We don’t host Nazis A poll published early this week revealed that “The California Aggie” is the best newspaper in all of UC Davis. Most...

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Humor: I LIVED IT: I watched “Manchester by the Sea” instead of the Super Bowl

February 26, 2018

The Super Bowl does not tell a heart-wrenching tale of love, loss and Boston Everyone loves the Super Bowl. It’s a great time to just...

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Humor: How the Davis housing bubble crashed the Dow Jones

February 25, 2018

This one’s going to leave a dent Oops, we did it again. And by “oops” I mean that somehow Davis is involved in a money-making...

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Humor: Student disappointed to learn that “Funk Night” is not an orgy

February 25, 2018

Would have been pretty sick, though This post was found on Aaron Levins’ Facebook page. I guess it’s just that I had watched “Eyes Wide...

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Humor: Frat kicked off of campus after turning off “Africa” by Toto at a party

February 23, 2018

Action was taken after attendees couldn’t hear the drums echo in the night One of the deadliest crimes was committed at a local frat party...

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Humor: Student can’t connect with most people, had WiFi off

February 20, 2018

Evolution in progress “Millennials can’t communicate with anyone. They’re hard to talk to,” said some person over the age of 30, probably 40. “Although with...

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Humor: And the Oscar goes to… Gary May in that Christmas video?

February 19, 2018

With just six words in a 51-second video, Gary May takes home the big trophy The Academy Awards have always had controversy around them in...

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Humor: A History Lesson: How the third floor of the library became conquered by the Greeks

February 19, 2018

Why won’t they leeeeeeave? Throughout the course of history, the Greeks have lost many battles. For past examples, here is a comprehensive list of triumphs...

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Humor: Nice weather leaves student feeling robbed of Winter Quarter

February 19, 2018

An article for students who just wanted to have 10 weeks in which they didn’t see anyone If you’re anything like me, you dread Winter...

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Humor: The USSR decides to get the gang back together for one last go at the Olympics

February 15, 2018

American Aaron on a mission Vladimir Putin, wearing compression shorts with the flag of the USSR, lathers himself up in butter and grease as he...

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Humor: A comprehensive guide to the Petty Gods of Davis

February 13, 2018

First of all, they don’t like being called petty Now you may know me as a man who loves his peyote, or perhaps as that...

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Humor: “Under the Sea, BP & Me” Little Mermaid live action play features WWII chemical barrels

February 13, 2018

Does she have crabs? The ARC Pavilion will be the first to host part one of the new live-action spectacle “Under the Sea, BP &...

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