Planned Parenthood kicking it up a notch
The Center for Disease Control published a study last week revealing that humans are actually parasites rather than...
One crazed student is kicked out of school after sharing controversial opinion
When the universe created winter quarters, it made sure that, no matter the...
We found all the extinct animals, too
After the hardly surprising revelation that Hell’s fire is fueled by its vast underground oil reservoirs, the U.S....
Forbidden fruit prevails as the students’ favorite food
Tide Pods are the great mystery of America, with their delicious-looking colors and forbiddenness. Logically, we all...
Or does he mean crazy people?
After a public spectacle during which President Donald Trump and Vice President Mike Pence openly argued about their perceptions...
Davis’ very own holiday traditions
Because the majority of the Davis student population took their finals and immediately escaped as quickly as possible in hopes...