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Thursday, December 19, 2024

Humor

Humor: Score! Man at party knows how to fix “the system”

This man just saved politics 2017 has been a rough political year for Americans. Donald Trump’s election has raised questions about who we are as...

Humor: New professor actually just two kids in a trenchcoat

Children stacked on top of each other attempt to teach a class in order to fund Lego hobbies Even this late in the quarter, professors...

Humor: Student takes quick study break after thinking about starting homework

Students share unorthodox study techniques that are probably fine When walking through the library, one typically sees busy students toiling away at their schoolwork. But...

Humor: Pence Gallery to change name “for obvious reasons”

Building in downtown Davis withdraws inadvertent support for controversial vice president Davis’ 40-year-old Pence Gallery will be undergoing some changes in response to the results...

Humor: Midterm to cover slides, Ch. 1-14, lab, readings and any and all information ever written

Students able to complete the course with B- or higher guaranteed total omniscience DAVIS, Calif. — UC Davis’ very own general chemistry professor Tom Meineke...

Humor: Don’t owe your friends money — owe them experiences

The barter system was made for college I’m not someone who clings to his masculinity that much — it’s not easy to emasculate me, despite...

Humor: Memes are the only viable filler for the hole in my soul

The woes of a 21st-century gal who hates life and loves relatable pictures about it This decade has been a one-way ticket to crazy...

Humor: Panicking student just throws one thing into each type of trash can

How an incident involving trash cans sparked a movement Many UC Davis students will relate to the sense of panic that comes from standing in...

Humor: School to install stop sign near Death Star to distract from tuition hikes

Campus creates diversion in an effort to avoid institutional crisis The first UC tuition hike in six years has made for a time of unrest...

Humor: If Einstein is so smart, why is he dead?

Couldn’t think your way out of being a worthless sack of meat, could you? Albert Einstein has long been considered one of the greatest minds...

Humor: I am a trash person and I am proud

“More garbage can, less garbage can’t” Some people miss their childhood years. They miss the innocence, the carefree nature, the bitchin’ Legos. I’ll admit I...

Humor: Hero student reminds us all that he chose Davis over Berkeley

First-year who graced us with his presence proceeds to prove his heroism UC Davis student Robert Quail wasn’t just born; he was crafted by the...

Humor: DC fork famine due to tiny farmers’ desire to pitch tiny hay

It’s perfectly logical The illustrious UC Davis dining commons have it all. Vaguely ethnic food, Captain Crunch, rare salad dressings, apples, parfaits and diabetes can...

Humor: Draining the swamp — administration promises to clear out Russell Field after rains

Russell Field construction halted after grassroots movement and precipitation After the controversial proposal to build administrative buildings and housing on Russell Field, rain and local...

Humor: Bike forgets where it parked its student

Students face perilous conditions when left out in rain Students at UC Davis are constantly forgetting where they parked their bikes. It’s a tale as...