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Thursday, December 19, 2024

Humor

Humor: Extra week of winter break gives students additional time to do absolutely nothing

How three UC Davis students productively wasted their winter break UC students were treated to an extra week of winter break this school year. The...

Humor: UC Davis horror story — student forgets to Snapchat hammock experience

The terrible tale of Katie Custodio and the hammock quad It was a beautiful Davis day on January 11th. Second-year student Katie Custodio was released...

Humor: Student waiting for Safe Ride pickup reduced to ash by sands of time

The cosmic march of time has claimed a UC Davis student The UC Davis Safe Ride program has been growing in popularity as a secure...

HUMOR: UC Davis to burn all books in attempt to be more green

Former number-one cool school looking to reclaim its title As UC Davis looks to remodel its main library, the first thing to be nixed is...

HUMOR: The finsta must die

Delete your account I was on a date some years ago, and, while scrolling through my photo library to show her something on my phone,...

Humor: Student not offered any flyers at MU tables because he was ‘too ugly’

Tabling students provide insight into how they decide to whom they offer material An ugly incident occurred this past week on our campus. A student...

HUMOR: Undeclared senior decides that he, too, can someday be president

Ronald Dump makes his case: ‘Why not me?’ Ronald Dump woke up on Saturday with a goal in mind. The 22-year-old decided that he wanted...

Humor: Nothing Beats A Good Venmo Stalk

You can find out a lot about a person by looking at their purchase emojis Social media stalking isn’t creepy. Claiming to be above social...

HUMOR: School to build one big, really tall building to save space for farmland

New building plan seems to prioritize corn over education The land surrounding UC Davis is precious because of the school’s reputation as a top farming...

Humor: Dog wonders why owner won’t stop yelling

A dog and his peers recount stories of a mysterious man yelling The California Aggie recently spoke to a local dog who can’t understand why...

Humor: Speakers to be installed in classrooms for weekly 10 a.m. chancellor announcements

Administration hopes to improve transparency Given the distrust students currently have for UC Davis administration, the university announced on Tuesday that it will be installing...

HUMOR: Facebook event cover photo more fun than party will ever be

The story of a man who lures guests to his parties with deceptively fun photos According to a report obtained by The California Aggie, local...

HUMOR: Alcohol should be the Sriracha in your life, not the actual meal

Alcohol, like Sriracha, is the nectar of life — but only in moderation I eat the same lunch every day. It’s disgusting and boring. I...

HUMOR: Stop glorifying staying in

Our ancestors who stayed in died in blazes of mediocrity I took a break from my diet the other week. I’m usually pretty strict on eating...

Humor: Student shouts out answer a split second before everyone else to show his brilliance

How a brave student inspired a generation by speaking up when everybody else was also willing to speak up UC Davis is such a large...