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Humor: Student takes quick study break after thinking about starting homework

February 27, 2017

Students share unorthodox study techniques that are probably fine When walking through the library, one typically sees busy students toiling away at their schoolwork. But...

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Humor: Pence Gallery to change name “for obvious reasons”

February 26, 2017

Building in downtown Davis withdraws inadvertent support for controversial vice president Davis’ 40-year-old Pence Gallery will be undergoing some changes in response to the results...

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Humor: Midterm to cover slides, Ch. 1-14, lab, readings and any and all information ever written

February 23, 2017

Students able to complete the course with B- or higher guaranteed total omniscience DAVIS, Calif. — UC Davis’ very own general chemistry professor Tom Meineke...

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Humor: Don’t owe your friends money — owe them experiences

February 23, 2017

The barter system was made for college I’m not someone who clings to his masculinity that much — it’s not easy to emasculate me, despite...

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Humor: Memes are the only viable filler for the hole in my soul

February 21, 2017

The woes of a 21st-century gal who hates life and loves relatable pictures about it This decade has been a one-way ticket to crazy...

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Humor: Panicking student just throws one thing into each type of trash can

February 20, 2017

How an incident involving trash cans sparked a movement Many UC Davis students will relate to the sense of panic that comes from standing in...

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Humor: School to install stop sign near Death Star to distract from tuition hikes

February 19, 2017

Campus creates diversion in an effort to avoid institutional crisis The first UC tuition hike in six years has made for a time of unrest...

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Humor: If Einstein is so smart, why is he dead?

February 17, 2017

Couldn’t think your way out of being a worthless sack of meat, could you? Albert Einstein has long been considered one of the greatest minds...

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Humor: I am a trash person and I am proud

February 17, 2017

“More garbage can, less garbage can’t” Some people miss their childhood years. They miss the innocence, the carefree nature, the bitchin’ Legos. I’ll admit I...

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Humor: Hero student reminds us all that he chose Davis over Berkeley

February 14, 2017

First-year who graced us with his presence proceeds to prove his heroism UC Davis student Robert Quail wasn’t just born; he was crafted by the...

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Humor: DC fork famine due to tiny farmers’ desire to pitch tiny hay

February 13, 2017

It’s perfectly logical The illustrious UC Davis dining commons have it all. Vaguely ethnic food, Captain Crunch, rare salad dressings, apples, parfaits and diabetes can...

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Humor: Draining the swamp — administration promises to clear out Russell Field after rains

February 12, 2017

Russell Field construction halted after grassroots movement and precipitation After the controversial proposal to build administrative buildings and housing on Russell Field, rain and local...

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Humor: Bike forgets where it parked its student

February 12, 2017

Students face perilous conditions when left out in rain Students at UC Davis are constantly forgetting where they parked their bikes. It’s a tale as...

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Humor: Donald Trump Makes Me Feel Good About Myself

February 9, 2017

He’s doing a lot of bad to the world, but he’s doing wonders to my self-esteem As a straight, white, coastal elite male, I have...

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Humor: Man breaks Tinder after adding that he likes Netflix to his bio

February 7, 2017

Student Daniel Fallon is just the man ladies are looking for Every so often, God takes just a little more time on one person than...

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