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Nature documentary forced to retract literally everything

July 1, 2021

To be fair, you should’ve known not all cows are Geminis This week, Netflix released a massive apology due to misinformation in their latest nature...

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How Hollywood plans to help solve COVID-19

June 28, 2021

“We Are the World” 3? The U.S. has backed a World Trade Organization (WTO) proposal to temporarily suspend intellectual property rights for the COVID-19 vaccination....

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‘You just gotta follow your passions,’ said political science and evil science student who is taking over the world with giant robot ants

June 25, 2021

It’s all about finding a balance between school and world domination “I’m more than just a mad scientist hell-bent on seeing the world conform to...

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Tips and tricks for bumping into someone from high school

June 14, 2021

We’re talking about some scary stuff Ay, can we get Stephen King on the line? I have a feeling this concept could really inspire his...

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How to study for Ochem finals while your country continues to commit war crimes

June 7, 2021

Can we stop breaking the Geneva Convention for 5 minutes? In the days following their country's most recent act of violence and pure unadulterated evil,...

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NRA shows us nonviolent ways guns help us every day

June 7, 2021

It’s just a fancy candle holder, what’s the big deal? Guns get a bad rap. After all, it’s people who kill people—with guns. But that...

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Ted Cruz’s summer/winter/fall/spring vacation plans

June 4, 2021

Vacation whenever the moment strikes (Texas hard) Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) is going to Israel! On May 15, Cruz made comments criticizing President Joe Biden’s...

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We all deserve participation trophies after this year

June 2, 2021

“You Tried.” Yes, quicktrophy.com, yes I did I’d like to begin by outlining the participation trophies of my past: 2007: Little League Softball. “Everybody is a...

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Sorry ASUCD, UC Davis PTA meetings are taking over

May 25, 2021

Don’t tell your parents On this week’s Thursday Thoughts, the following question was submitted: “I miss my overbearing mother being involved in every aspect of...

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Tucker Carlson accidentally endorses communism

May 24, 2021

Twitter erupted, Reddit crashed and 4chan drafted a 63-page death threat Big news today on Capitol Hill as Republicans face a minor ideological crisis following...

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Liz Cheney takes a stand for family values

May 21, 2021

Well, her family values Congresswoman Liz Cheney, R-Wyo., has been removed from her GOP leadership position in the House of Representatives, ostensibly due to her...

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Do you really have to follow your friend’s bad art account on Instagram? I asked an ethics professor

May 18, 2021

“Julie.paints_4_fun, wants to follow you”… oh shut up, Instagram “Could you give us the backstory,” Professor Levings asked. I shifted in my seat, “Ok, well, Julie...

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Course recommendations for summer sessions

May 17, 2021

No, they don’t have the major class you need. Have you considered “Zombies Civil Rights”? A Spring Quarter slowly draws to a close, you might...

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In memoriam, financial corruption

May 16, 2021

Bernie Madoff is dead Bernie Madoff, the prince Ponzi pusher and embodiment of financial corruption is dead at age 82. With his death, the financial...

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Are action stars wasting a political moment?

May 14, 2021

Updates from the Newsom recall The effort to recall California Gov. Gavin Newsom has finally prevailed in its quest to trigger a statewide vote. In...

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