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Monday, December 23, 2024

Humor

Humor: Schedule Builder to undergo construction, students forced to pull schedules out of a hat

The nightmare before pass times As the month of November began to eerily creep up on everyone, the usual talk of midterms and “I’m so...

… And he never left

  By: Elliot White — opinion@theaggie.org   Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the...

Unitrans, circa 1910

  By: Julie Torres — opinion@theaggie.org   Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the...

Humor: Aww! Student, professor bond: both exposed to Wellman asbestos

The most contagious disease at UC Davis is friendship It’s a beautiful thing when two very different people can come together and forget their differences....

Humor: Broken clock in classroom not only thing whose soul has stopped ticking

The time god will have his way with us all someday I lie on the wall all day, tick-tock, tick-tock. Time is not only an...

Humor: Guy Fieri to high-five all Davis cows, then turn them into kickin’ burgers

America’s most treasured food fanatic will come to UC Davis to treat our cows right America’s sweetheart, Guy Fieri, is on a new quest:...

Cartoon: The turkey has no interest in being pardoned

  By: Elliot White — opinion@theaggie.org   Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the...

Humor: UC Davis: Where dreams go to die

Welcome to the wasteland “I often find myself wanting to die, and it’s not even the crushing depression — it’s the UC Davis environment,” said...

Humor: How to deal with the fact that the Plan B vending machine doesn’t dispense snacks

University decides to supply “woman products” over “every-student necessities” If you’re reading this, you’ve probably tried to get snacks at the Plan B vending machine...

Humor: What this year’s dose of global warming will bring to November

The really inconvenient truth Unfortunately this week’s humor article veers a little too close to the actual truth, so I’ll try to keep that distinction...

Humor: Existentialist A-frame laments: “I get blown down, I get put back up, ad infinitum”

Finding meaning in advertising for a fraternity I was blown down today. Or, maybe, yesterday; I can’t be sure. The wind took up a great...

UC Davis first to breed Daddy Long Leg cows

    By: Julie Torres — opinion@theaggie.org Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the...

Humor: Davis students put Stranger Things kids to shame in panicked biking contest

Escaping monsters from the Upside Down proves less panic-inducing than a midterm In the wake of the second season of “Stranger Things,” everyone is going...

Humor: Trump finds out his head is up his ass, still lacks hindsight

It’s like a videogame: each civilian counts as one of his lives President Trump has taken the week off to spend time in the White...

Leftover Davis Halloween decorations

  By: Elliot White — opinion@theaggie.org Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the...