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Humor: Escaped lab rats found in DC food, students find it tastes better

October 10, 2017

Rat meat brings flavor, possibility of plague to Tercero After a catastrophic two inches of rain — more than the Davis area has seen in...

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Humor: Davis announces iClicker X with facial recognition, students must now take own iClickers to class

October 10, 2017

A sad day for students everywhere On the ten year anniversary of iClicker, CEO Bob Trabajo announced the iClicker X with glass backing and facial...

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Humor: Student finally figures out “Gary May” is name of chancellor and not an unfinished sentence

October 9, 2017

What may Gary do next? First-year student Grace Hackie could be heard yelling the question “Gary may WHAT?” last Thursday into her acai bowl, which...

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Humor: For sale: textbook, used, like, once

October 9, 2017

A brief story of tragedy The cold light of the waiting room was piercing. I fumbled with my keys in my pocket. It had been...

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Cartoon: Financial Aid

October 8, 2017

By: Julie Torres Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the views and...

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Humor: Five ways to ask a fellow Aggie if you can sit with them at the CoHo

October 8, 2017

Solutions to the problem no one is addressing It can be daunting to approach a stranger and ask to sit with them, but with the...

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Humor: Student starts club for cricket, fake sport made by globalists to push deep state’s agenda

October 5, 2017

CRICKET IS NOT REAL. FAKE NEWS. Sidney James, a second-year communications major, has taken the initiative to start a club on campus in an attempt...

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Humor: UC Davis now No. 1 in Cabbage Patch agriculture

October 5, 2017

The Aggies produce the freshest babies in the game UC Davis is no stranger to agricultural success: it has killed it with olive oil, saved...

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Humor: Climate change — Hoax, voodoo magic or both?

October 3, 2017

The Aggie asks the important questions about global warming There has recently been an abundance of natural disasters across America, prompting the question: Could it...

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Before Gary May, an unsuccessful attempt was made at a “student-built” chancellor

October 2, 2017

By Julie Torres (This article is humor and/or satire, and its content is purely fictional. The story and the names of “sources” are fictionalized.)

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Humor: Worst student you know to start advice blog

October 1, 2017

Finally, we can get true wisdom from student Nicole Darn, the top human It’s not easy getting by in college, and no one knows this...

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Freshmen: Do not feed

September 29, 2017

(This article is humor and/or satire, and its content is purely fictional. The story and the names of “sources” are fictionalized.) Written By: Elliot White

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Humor: Student writes Taylor Swift-style revenge song about CoHo barista who wronged her latte

September 13, 2017

Band-Aids don’t fix bullet holes or soy milk preferences for second-year Kimberly Timber Kimberly Timber, a second-year chemical engineering major at UC Davis, has finally...

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Humor: Hit comedy ‘Game of Thrones’ takes dark turn in its most recent seven seasons

August 29, 2017

Fans condemn show’s new embrace of bloodshed and death After a successful run as the highest-rated and most critically acclaimed comedy show on daytime television,...

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Humor: Student who chews loudly in class subject to criminal trial

August 24, 2017

Proceedings to be held in The Hague Timothy Sanderson, a third-year biology major at UC Davis, was arrested last Monday at his apartment in West...

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