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Teacher yet to learn swearing in class doesn’t make him cool

May 12, 2021

Never have the RateMyProfessor comments presented a more united front Middle school was likely the last time an offhand curse word sparked any emotion in...

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73 questions with myself, alone in a dorm room

May 12, 2021

Things go south quickly *knock knock* “Hey Kate! We’re here to ask you 73 questions. Should we jump right into it?” “Yeah, let’s do it!” “Oops, would you...

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UC Davis launches new on-campus bakery: Gary Maykery

May 11, 2021

Because what else would it be called? Preheat those ovens, because UC Davis is getting a new on-campus bakery, courtesy of a large donation made...

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Taking a minute to humble Trader Joe’s

May 5, 2021

I’m losing friends over this I bought a pair of boxing gloves and scheduled an appointment with a therapist just for this article—I’m ready for...

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Terrible news: Two people you hate just started dating

May 5, 2021

They deserve each other, but the worst among us don’t deserve them Theodore was in one of your classes. He’s undeclared but keeps telling people...

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UCD genetics department starts making new animals ‘just for fun’

May 4, 2021

“Why cure cancer when I can make like, a really big rat?” Cancer research will have to wait as UC Davis genetic students have grown...

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Major League Baseball versus the Georgia Voting Laws

May 3, 2021

Nobody knows who they’re sticking it to New voting laws passed in Georgia to appease former President Donald J. Trump, and supporters of the “Stop...

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Why study abroad when Davis is essentially the new-and-improved London?

April 28, 2021

I see London, I see France, I can study abroad in my underpants Hey you! Are you dying to study abroad? Dying to meet that...

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Student completes more thorough background check on TA than NCIS within first five minutes of class

April 27, 2021

On a mission to discover everything but the syllabus Let’s face it. No one particularly cares for Zoom introductions, especially the one-sided rambling of your...

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UC Davis offers new ‘Cow Wrangling’ major, comes with free hat and whip

April 27, 2021

Yeeeeeeeeehaw! “We at UC Davis support all kinds of education, and we want to allow students to follow their dreams of eating beans and dying...

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The end of Scrooge McDucking

April 26, 2021

The war on the rich Cryptocurrency is in the news again, as Coinbase, a cryptocurrency exchange platform, made its market debut to an $86 billion...

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If the COVID-19 vaccine companies were perfumes

April 21, 2021

Coming to stores near you this holiday season BY KATE HARGES — klharges@ucdavis.edu As I’m sure many can relate, the vaccine names Moderna, Pfizer and Johnson...

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Student’s mental health day makes mental health worse

April 21, 2021

De-stress at your own peril BY ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu In—at this point—moderately-precedented times, it is important to set aside time for oneself. Many colleges advise...

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DoorDash has some bold post-pandemic plans

April 12, 2021

Going above and beyond normalcy COVID-19 has not been great. However, it does not mean that all have suffered. Many billionaires saw their wealth increase during...

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Davis admin launches Duo during COVID-19, because why not?

March 16, 2021

How bad could it be? In a maddening choice from the UC Davis administration, the move to the authenticator app Duo has been enacted, and...

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