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Saturday, December 21, 2024

Humor

Humor: Trouble brewing — Gary May shouts out UC Riverside Aggies on local game show

New chancellor already in hot water before stepping foot in office A few months after being assigned his new role, future chancellor Gary May has...

Humor: Remnants of former chancellor Katehi’s dignity to be displayed at Manetti Shrem Museum

Earth-shattering exhibit to open this June They say if you love something, let it go, because if it was meant to be, it will come...

Humor: Breaking — ARC gets wifi

Fifteen-year battle with internet finally resolved with weight room wifi The UC Davis Activities and Recreation Center (ARC), which for years boasted zero cell phone...

Humor: UC Davis cows to be featured in Animal Planet reality show on cows

Local animals take nation by storm in new tell-all show Once seen nearly solely on the UC Davis website, Instagram and Facebook feeds, the UC...

Humor: Donkey put in isolation at Animal Science stables after being a total ass

Donkey Jack Ascot forcefully removed from presence of other animals after causing a scene The stables used by the Animal Science department are often quaint...

Humor: How to make ambitious plans for your quarter and then throw them in the fire

Making the most out of your self-destructive habits Look, we all want to be the best version of ourselves and make our greatest ambitions a...

Humor: CoHo pastry has vivid dream of life on the other side of glass

Life can get lonely as a pastry at the CoHo, especially if you’re not a cinnamon roll or chocolate-filled croissant. Pastries can’t help but...

Humor: Shields Library doors not automatic, just repulsed by students

Reveal of classified information sends shockwaves through UC Davis In a shocking breach of classified information, Wikileaks announced Wednesday that it obtained damaging information about...

Humor: New edition of text to include 26 exhilarating new sentences

What’s an extra $150 anyway? DAVIS, CA — As a “journalist,” I’m often able to report on stories that have a real fake impact on...

Humor: Edgy cow gets second ear tag after hitting emo phase

Life became so much darker for Beefy Cowlhoun after he hit those wretched teen years If you thought that the phase of heavy eyeliner, terrible...

Humor: Student crosses same road seven times to avoid people with clipboards

A look into avoidance tactics students use against weirdly friendly solicitors Who’s that person who just said “hi there!” to you with such enthusiasm? Is...

Humor: Trump’s been Venmo-requesting us for attention — decline it

Treat Trump like the bigoted preacher on the quad There’s a Westboro-esque character on campus who shows up every day at the quad to preach....

Humor: Prospective tour guide absolutely killing it with invisible crowd

How invisible people are helping prepare the tour guides of tomorrow Many tour-guide hopefuls have been practicing giving tours around campus for the past few...

Humor: Student suspended after making cadaver in Haring Hall “dab”

An elaborate attempt to be trendy does not end well for Eleni Daniels It’s a moderately-known fact that UC Davis has a cadaver lab, but...

Humor: UC Davis Bookstore set to replace Whole Foods

hoPop-up shop finds new location Whole Foods, the popular health food store in Davis, closed its doors on Feb. 12. The store, which opened in...