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Monday, December 23, 2024

Humor

The toilet paper panic, a recap

What were we thinking? Now that we are seven horrid months into the COVID-19 pandemic, it’s time to revisit one of the strangest occurrences that...

Why referring to UC Davis as ‘UCD’ is incredibly offensive

 A PSA to UC Students from the Davis community Three months ago, the UC community on Reddit was sent into a frenzy when a UC...

My terrifying election predi—No I’m serious! Why am I in the humor section?!

This is not a humor article! Well, Election Day is almost here. The news reports are aflutter with ledes like, “soon, we will know who...

Senator Mike Lee clarifies controversial Tweets by ignoring their context

The Utah Republican says “Democracy isn’t the objective” in America, so we got his opinions on the actual objectives of some other misunderstood topics A...

UC needs to consider these alternates for the SAT, ACT

They’re not much better, but hey, why not? Last month a judge ruled that UC must suspend SAT and ACT scores in admissions and scholarship...

In case you missed it, here’s what happened at last week’s presidential debate

The moderator was incredibly good and there was actually some substantive debate, but the candidates repeated certain phrases and sentence structures WAY TOO MANY...

BREAKING NEWS: Local freshman is invincible to COVID-19

“I’ve just been doing all this stuff, and I haven’t gotten sick” In this series of investigative pieces, The California Aggie investigates how the COVID-19...

DNC, RNC partner up to debut new ‘Fracking Rules!’ merchandise

Finding the middle ground, underground We all know how divisive politics can be these days. From the economy, foreign policy and whether literal human beings...

For the love of God, stop calling me a ‘content creator.’ I’m not at all content!

And don’t even get me started on heteronyms! When I sit down to write articles like this one, I do so under the impression that...

Very clever Facebook dad calls Donald Trump a “cheeto”

You’ve really done it this time, Dave.  Dave was tired. The presidential debate on Tuesday night was nothing short of pure, unbridled trash. Dave watched it...

“Fads are just a fad, will go away eventually,” experts warn

People love fads, but not enough to keep them around, apparently Our top reporter R.E. Porter is back from his summer cavation. No, not vacation,...

Humor: Gary May cancels his D&D campaign during COVID-19

“All of us are making sacrifices, guys” Chancellor Gary May sits in his office at the top of Mrak Hall. He stands next to his...

Humor: Chancellors hold secret meeting during COVID-19

“How can we keep screwing students if there’s a pandemic?” In this series of investigative pieces, The California Aggie investigates how the COVID-19 crisis has...

Humor: New perspectives on pain, pandemics & human suffering with Zorbulus the Reptilian

Guidance and wisdom for trying times — from an unlikely source Reporter R.E. Porter is typically tasked with analyzing health and science issues, reporting on...

Humor: MU preacher still preaching at the MU

Should I even talk to him? I walked by the Memorial Union last week and it was completely different. COVID-19 cleared out the campus. Except...